The only thing I did right today was have oatmeal for breakfast…

Youth is fantastic and aging is difficult but youthful doesn’t always mean useful and age rhymes with sage for a reason.

So with polygamy do you double the pleasure or triple the pain?

In the battle of the sexes my wife and I have a truce… no armistice, or treaty, just a long held truce, 33 years and counting

Saying this tongue-in-cheek but as far as men are concerned women are toys and as far as women are concerned men are tools

I like quotes because if a picture’s worth 1,000 words, a good quote’s not far behind.