The only problem with the speed of light, is it gets here too early in the morning

I'm a very early riser, and I don't like to miss that beautiful early morning light.

I start early in the morning. I'm usually out in the woods with the dog as soon as it gets light; then I drink a whole lot of tea and start as early as I can, and I go as long as I can.

The speed of light sucks.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.