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The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself.
MARK MESSIER I put pressure on myself.
CHEN LONG I always had pressure on myself through my life. I put pressure on myself and not from other people....
MEEK MILL Pressure is showing on the BMC they want to ban a lot of things and bring down a lot of things. The ...
APURVA GAGLANI I put a lot of pressure on myself.
SVETLANA KUZNETSOVA The more I accomplish, the more pressure I put on myself.
OSCAR PISTORIUS I don't think that there is any added pressure. We are the underdogs coming into the season, and the...
CINDY PIPER I put more pressure on myself than anybody in this world.
BRYCE HARPER There is a lot of pressure put on me, but I don't put a lot of pressure on myself. I feel if I play ...
LEBRON JAMES As a kid growing up, I put a lot of pressure on myself.
JACK REYNOR I do kind of like being the underdog, it doesn't put as much pressure on me. I feel like I wrestle b...
DUSTY MCANICH There is a lot of pressure put on me, but I don't put a lot of pressure on myself. I feel if I p...
LEBRON JAMES I was putting myself under enormous pressure to be successful.
KENNY DALGLISH I don't really put too much pressure on myself. The only time people feel pressure is when they ...
DAK PRESCOTT We want to put them under pressure. Although they (United States) have developed greatly in recent y...
JOACHIM LOEW District basketball is about playing under pressure. The pressure got to us.
JODY STEMKOSKI They put the pressure on,
DANNY WAY I feel I'm handling myself under pressure better than I used to.
MATT HANSEN A jewel's just a rock put under enormous heat and pressure.
JODI PICOULT I tried to put him under pressure in the closing games because I thought the pressure of trying to w...
DAVID FERRER The international community should interfere here. Not only to put pressure on the Palestinian Autho...
BASSEM EID I feel great. I feel confident. There's really no added pressure. The only pressure that's going to ...
ERIC GRAY We are trying to get people to relate the pressure they put on animals with the pressure they put on...
DREW MITCHELL Losing your head in a crisis is a good way to become the crisis.
C.J. REDWINE Always behave like a duck- keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like the devil underne...
JACOB M. BRAUDE No one put pressure on me to go to the Olympics; once I'd got the qualifying mark, I just couldn...
KATARINA JOHNSON-THOMPSON That's why the stock is under pressure.
TUNA AMOBI They put us under a lot of pressure, particularly at the start of the second half.
GIUSEPPE PAPADOPULO The world is constantly looking at you as if you're under a microscope. That can put a lot of pressu...
ANGELICA BRIDGES I think the greatest amount of pressure is the pressure I place on myself. So in a way I chose to be...
CATHY FREEMAN Australia haven't been put under pressure like this for a number of years,
CHRIS BROAD I don't care what other people say. The important pressure, you put on yourself. The pressure th...
ADOLFO CAMBIASO Courage is grace under pressure.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Luck? Sure. But only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure.
BABE DIDRIKSON ZAHARIAS I myself find myself constantly under pressure and can perfectly understand that [this provocation] ...
BORIS BEREZOVSKY We knew we had to put the pressure on their offense. If we put the pressure on them, we knew they wo...
KIM HUNTER The elegance under pressure is the result of fearlessness.
ASHISH PATEL We put increasing pressure on ourselves.
JOHN ENGLER In the wake of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, our nation has been put under considerable fiscal pressu...
PAUL GILLMOR They came out with a lot of energy and put us under pressure right from the beginning.
NEIL SEDGWICK It's up to me to put the pressure on.
DAVE BURBA All that might put pressure on the capital market.
LU XINGQIAN I don't know if there's more pressure this time of the season. We put pressure on ourselves to perfo...
NOMAR GARCIAPARRA Grace under Pressure.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I do recognise that, where recruitment difficulties persist, teachers can be put under great pressur...
ESTELLE MORRIS I know coming in I didn't put any pressure on myself. I said, 'Just do what you're capable of doing ...
JASON SMITH There wasn't a lot of pressure associated with the match, but our team put pressure on themselves to...
JAMES SWEENEY All the yellow cards put our defense under pressure. They were afraid of being taken out of the game...
GEORGY YARTSEV I don't want to put pressure on myself. I just want to go on the court and have fun and play the bes...
KAROLINA SPREM Higher bond yields would put downward pressure on the markets.
DOUG CLIGGOTT There is no question the Canadian men's team is under heavy pressure, but pressure is the essence of...
BRIAN WILLIAMS They continued to put the ball in play and put pressure on the defense.
JEFF HALL The kids played an outstanding game. They looked sharp all game long. We did a great job of putting ...
DANA BRUTON It would be such a great honor and such a big responsibility being the captain of the New York Range...
DARIUS KASPARAITIS We hope the big companies will put pressure on the association.
JACKSON SIMON They are under pressure and we want to keep the pressure on. I am very encouraged at this stage by t...
ADRIAN LEPPARD You'll see the market under enormous pressure,
JEFFREY BERMAN They put a lot of pressure on me.
YAO MING I like pressure. Diamonds are made under pressure, and I definitely enjoy it.
CAROLINE BUCHANAN Playing in the playoffs is the best basketball in the world, and if you can learn under that pressur...
TONY PARKER The key was to put pressure on him and be persistent.
ANTONIO PIERCE I'm looking at it as short-term as possible. I want to have a good camp and push myself to raise my ...
SIDNEY CROSBY Some people are like popcorn: they will only succeed when under heat or pressure.
CHARBEL TADROS I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I...
STEPHANIE PEARL-MCPHEE The ability to act precisely under pressure is what makes difference
IDDI LUKOO Treasuries remain under pressure and only weaker-than-expected data seem likely to reverse the curre...
CYRIL BEUZIT We put them under pressure but they were able to counter better than other teams we've played.
RON RAINEY We put their keeper under a lot of pressure and he was forced to concede several corners,
GARY JOHNSON Scientists want full proof under laboratory conditions. And the answer is very simple: When I'm put ...
URI GELLER I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to d...
MIRANDA HART There wasn't any real pressure going into the fight other than what I put on myself. Mentally, I jus...
GREG WATTEN I work best under pressure.
CORYNNE WARE I work better under pressure.
ASTRO We're not executing under pressure.
KAREN MULLINS 'SC has to keep (Young) off-balance and put pressure on him. That's the only thing we can do against...
DENNIS EDWARDS This is a different kind of scary. There's more pressure out here. I put a lot of pressure on myself...
CAROLYN WARREN Nakagawa's comment on monetary policy will probably keep bonds strong. Government pressure on the Ba...
TSUTOMU KAWASAKI I'm sure I'm putting a lot of pressure on myself.
JARED FERNANDEZ There's no way you can re-create that pressure. You can't do it on the range and can't do it on the ...
JEFF GOVE We got up in people's faces and put pressure on the basketball.
DAVE KUHLEN I'm pretty demanding with myself and my work, and I always put a lot of pressure on myself. I tr...
FEDE ALVAREZ He'll put a little pressure on himself, but not to the point where he'll get frustrated. But you kno...
DOUG MELVIN Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD We stepped up our defense. We put more pressure on the outside and they only had three field goals i...
HENRY FLECK Malik played a fantastic innings under pressure, but the pitch was good to bat on.
KUMAR SANGAKKARA That's the way I put pressure on myself. It makes me more nervous, and the more nervous I am, the mo...
CHAD HEDRICK They know they're under considerable pressure.
COLIN JACKSON I think I thrive under pressure.
CHARLOTTE DUJARDIN The judges and prosecutors are under threat and pressure.
ADNAN AGCA It will look like they caved under the pressure.
JASON THOMAS I didn't put any pressure on myself. It had been awhile since I started, so I was more calm on the m...
EZEQUIEL ASTACIO We can't act under pressure from anybody when we think that pressure will force an injustice.
JOSE SULAIMAN It's all false pressure; you put the heat on yourself, you get it from the networks and record c...
JOHN BELUSHI Any and all pressure we feel, we put on ourselves.
DERRICK RACINE We have practically no levers to put pressure on Iran.
KONSTANTIN KOSACHEV We want to put pressure on government in parliament and in the street.
ABDUL HAMID They put some pressure on the quarterback and made some plays for us.
DAN MCDAVID This almost certainly means there is swelling. If there was only a small bleed on its own, that woul...
DR. ANTHONY RUDD He just told me not to put any undue pressure on myself. He said if I just relaxed and played my gam...
MYRON ROLLE This year, I've wanted to go out and play like (the) U.S. Open champion. I put too much pressure on ...
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