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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an ho... 
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in a... 
... Where did you go?”
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that d... 
Ha ha ha ha! 
Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe). 
Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh? 
Duncan Gray cam here to woo,
Ha, ha, the wooing o't!
On blithe Yuletide when we were fou,
... 
Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee! 
If you feel suddenly so anxious for laugh, then it's too late to find ha-ha in dictionary. 
Jace slammed his hand down on the stele. “Clary-“
The first album I bought was the Spice Girls, ha ha. 
Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar! 
I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that B... 
Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredicta... 
Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem.... 
The same sensations that you get in heavy metal are in horror movies. Heavy metal sounds evil and ho... 
There is a close relationship between the "ha-ha" of humor and the "aha!" of discovery 
You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.”
Come live, and be merry, and join with me,To sing the sweet chorus of 'Ha ha he!' 
He slid his stele across the table toward her. "Use it." "No," Clary said, and pushed the stele back... 
Sólo ha pasado una cosa importante durante los últimos tres días, y es que nada ha pasado". 
I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha! 
Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes. 
Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I ha lost my reputation, I ha lost the immortal part of mysel... 
Apart from some of the videos and haircuts, I don't think I've made any wrong moves, ha ha! 
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I hav... 
Music do I hear?Ha, ha! keep time: how sour sweet music is,When time is broke and no proportion kept... 
It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life."
Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight ove... 
In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch th... 
E' strano, ma quando si ha paura di qualcosa, e si darebbe tutto per rallentare il tempo, quest'ulti... 
There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again a... 
Two weevils crept from the crumbs. 'You see those weevils, Stephen?' said Jack solemnly.
Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work 
It would ha' been a good deal easier, if ye'd only been a witch. 
Gracias a la vida que me ha dado tanto 
La vita è preziosa solo perché ha un fine 
You're a Shadowhunter," he said. "You know how to deal with injuries." He slid his stele across the ... 
Así, pues, le dije:
Puede perder cosas materiales pero nunca podrá perder su maestría, lo que se ha aprendido, la pers... 
¿Quién ha dicho que sólo pueden hacernos sufrir los malvados? 
Uno cree las cosas porque ha sido acondicionado para creerlas. 
My father was a great sympathizer of Ahad Ha'am. Every Friday night we would read Hebrew togethe... 
In hell there is no retention.
[Sp., Quien ha infierene nula es retencio.] 
Just because a person didn't admit that something had changed didn't mean it hadn't happened. 
Multilate. Ha Ha Ha,' said Nusswan, avuncular and willing to pretend it was a clever joke. 'Its all ... 
And because you not always can keep your eyes shut there comes the real trouble--the heart pain--the... 
Oh, you're Fate?" said Cohen, as they reached the gaming table. "Always wanted to meet you. I though... 
El temps no s'alenteix quan ha de venir alguna cosa desagradable. 
Got your text,” he said when I climbed out. “How much did it hurt?”
Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha'. 
Nick demonstrated twenty-three ways of communicating without words by fanning himself with a napkin.... 
I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it t... 
Nunca la conoceré del todo.
Que la grandeza requiere sufrimiento ha sido una lección difícil de aprender. 
I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or... 
Ha! Dead! Impossible! It cannot be! / I'd not believe it though himself should swear it. 
Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"
Ha. "Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner." There's a double meaning in that. 
Why does nothing change, even when you set out for a faraway place? 
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to sa... 
People don't realize it, but no one lives that rock and roll life 24-7. They think it's hund... 
My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner. 
We're getting so pulled in by computers and technology, and our kids have their face in the comp...