The only cure for love is marriage

But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another

Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools

Continual cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom.

Three diseases without shame: Love, itch and thirst.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.