The one, who doesn’t break your heart, will break your balls.

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.

Don’t keep everything in your heart, one day they might trap there forever.

I prefer to love the one my heart has chosen for me, and I won’t regret it

Tears are only for those who care to see you sad; a badly broken heart never cries.

I have the time and the heart to fall and feel in love, but I am scared that I cannot certainly tell the difference between a slut and a beloved anymore.