The objective of makeup is to make yourself look nothing like yourself. Yes people, the truth is out. Someone unfortunately spilled the milk...get it?

Remember: it is better to talk to each other than talk about each other. Knowledge IS key.

The weight of any object is inversely proportionate to how useless it turns out to be; the less one needs it, the more it ends up weighing, and vice versa

Throwing your phone in anger, then checking if it's still ok. That's love.

I have lots of friends and my true friends are family.

I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.