The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is, ask how many Republicans there are in their sociology department.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

You always think, no matter how many times you fail, that the next time you will succeed. Otherwise you wouldn't keep trying.

There have always been ignorant people, but they haven't always had college degrees to make them unaware of their ignorance. Some people imagine that they are well informed because they have memorized a whole galaxy of trendy dogmas and fashionable attitudes.

The next time you experience a blackout, take some solace by looking at the sky. You will not recognize it.

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.