The New Yorker is synonymous with the magazine cartoon, ... and this extends the brand because we've jumped out of the magazine and on to the Internet. We've also made it possible for someone to download a cartoon into a PowerPoint presentation or read a customized book (of cartoons) about dentists.
Bob Mankoff
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES [The Web site also gives the creator a way to fight back against the sense that you are only as good... BOB MANKOFF She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Freedom of speech trumps political correctness. I would say our magazine would publish an anti-Semit... EZRA LEVANT You release the pain of the past and press on. It's a new day, and God is doing a new thing. He want... CRAIG GROESCHEL Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH In a world in which the common rule which binds and regulates what the general masses feel is underm... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Without someone speaking into your life and keeping you on track with the things you believe, you ha... CRAIG GROESCHEL His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if... STEPHEN CHBOSKY He had what he called just a small ration of tools: A painted book. A handful of pencils.<... MARKUS ZUSAK Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL We consider it deplorable that this cartoon should appear in a magazine that has the name Catholic i... MARC CARROGGIO Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I have come to you, without sin, wi... THE BOOK OF THE DEAD The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. BRIAN JACQUES Things change, friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE The cartoon me writes the books cartoon people read in the cartoon world, because they need things t... NEIL GAIMAN I was suddenly very aware of the fact it was me standing up in that tunnel with the wind over my fac... STEPHEN CHBOSKY The only perspective is to really be there. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I didn't feel like reading that night, so I went downstairs and watched a half-hour long commercial ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out... ANNE FRANK Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself LOIS LOWRY The Complete New Yorker: Eighty Years of the Nation's Greatest Magazine, DAVID REMNICK Love is a growing, or full constant light, And his first minute, after noon, is night. JOHN DONNE How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL Weve made it tough for looters to get into the neighborhoods, ... We work with a military police uni... AARON KATZ Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Nothing is never nothing. It's always something. CECELIA AHERN Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the... FERNANDO PESSOA A great future starts with what you can see SOTONYE ANGA I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I thought I would write a love letter. But then, I wrote a book." - Suzy Davies, on "Johari's Window SUZY DAVIES The Dream of a Queer Fellow I write the words again and they appear doubly pregnant with meaning. It... JOHN MIDDLETON MURRY If you have read this far in the chronicle of the Baudelaire orphans - and I certainly hope you have... LEMONY SNICKET I will not read the last page of novels first," I said, and then punched myself in the face. "... BRANDON SANDERSON Your mind is a Microcosm of strength and power. There’s all the magic you need in it. When all els... CHINONYE J. CHIDOLUE Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... CHRISTINA ENGELA The way to final freedom is within thy self. THE BOOK OF THE GOLDEN PRECEPTS In the journey of life, certain paths may seem to be leading nowhere because of a mountain or hill o... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I wish I was home", She said miserably. She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Look to your heart and soul first, rather than looking to your head first, when choosing. Rather tha... JEFFREY R. ANDERSON When you get into statistical analysis, you don't really expect to achieve fame. Or to become an... NATE SILVER From the Kindle Book Reflections in the Mirror of Life: “In a slum somewhere in India As... THE PROPHET OF LIFE Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... the room of the spirit is the mind and the seat of the spirit is the heart. What we give room to muc... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I mean, picture this: You're in the middle of reading a very important article in The New Yorker, an... BOB MANKOFF I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life... CHARLES BUKOWSKI Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word. DIANA WYNNE JONES The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a... NEIL GAIMAN What is the Other?" they ask. The Other is the one who taught me whatI should be like, but not ... PAULO COELHO 98% of the people who get the magazine say they read the cartoons first -- and the other 2% are lyin... DAVID REMNICK 98% of the people who get the magazine say they read the cartoons first - and the other 2% are lying... DAVID REMNICK We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER I feel so honored to be able to say "What I do is for my son" without that being an excuse to do stu... C. JOYBELL C. The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS If you win elections on the theory that government is always bad and will mess up a two-car parade..... WILLIAM J. CLINTON You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ... C. JOYBELL C. I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Look, my friends!' he called. 'Here's a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven princeling in! If it wer... J.R.R. TOLKIEN Some of the French surrealists at the beginning of the war had come over to New York and they brough... KENNETH KOCH Please be SILENT and LISTEN. I am the SCHOOLMASTER and you are in the CLASSROOM. Just... PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH 2. Overcommitment and time pressure are the greatest destroyers of marriages. It takes time to devel... JAMES C. DOBSON His face spreads into a warm smile. “As a matter of fact, no, I have never slept under the stars �... J.A. REDMERSKI When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE Put my head under my pillow, and let the quiet put things where they are supposed to be. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Farming is the oldest profession on earth SOTONYE ANGA
More Bob Mankoff
Now we have to devote the rest of our lives to cross country to validate the clothes. BOB MANKOFF I mean, picture this: You're in the middle of reading a very important article in The New Yorker, an... BOB MANKOFF Once you cartoon for a few years, you can't possibly do anything else. Everything else just feels li... BOB MANKOFF It turned out to be more than just me falling down over and over again. BOB MANKOFF It was one that came from real life. I was having trouble getting through to a fellow cartoonist. He... BOB MANKOFF We've been recession proof, which is nice. There has never been in a slump at the Cartoon Bank. BOB MANKOFF The New Yorker is open, just like the New York Yankees are open. All you have to do is hit it over t... BOB MANKOFF brings in millions of dollars a year. BOB MANKOFF [The Web site also gives the creator a way to fight back against the sense that you are only as good... BOB MANKOFF Cartoons are like fruit flies. Biologists use fruit flies because their large chromosomes and short ... ROBERT MANKOFF Cartoonists create so many cartoons on any given topic that we can follow the life cycle of a comic ... ROBERT MANKOFF I was the founder of the 'Cartoon Bank' in the '90s. I was interested in finding ways fo... ROBERT MANKOFF I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolut... ROBERT MANKOFF Professional humorists and cartoonists have to go through a stage in which they have to kill their o... ROBERT MANKOFF One question about a joke is, how well is the strangeness of the situation resolved? At 'The New... ROBERT MANKOFF I will pick a raft of cartoons. And then later, it'll come time to run this cartoon. And I'l... ROBERT MANKOFF I don't think most people know what's going to be in their obituary, but I do. ROBERT MANKOFF There's public humor, and there's private humor, and they're all appropriate in their ow... ROBERT MANKOFF No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky. BOB DYLAN In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and we're hoping our las... BOB WELLS And I came away from that experience, and it was a very difficult experience - I came to understand ... BOB SCHIEFFER I believe Watergate shows that the system did work. Particularly the Judiciary and the Congress, and... BOB WOODWARD A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding. BOB DYLAN It's hard to speculate what tomorrow may bring. BOB DYLAN Education is a shared commitment between dedicated teachers, motivated students and enthusiastic par... BOB BEAUPREZ Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living? BOB MARLEY We want people that fit in our locker room. As I said, it's all about teamwork. BOB MCNAIR If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already. BOB MARLEY None but ourselves can free our minds. BOB MARLEY When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. BOB MARLEY You entertain people who are satisfied. Hungry people can't be entertained - or people who are a... BOB MARLEY Me don't dip on nobody's side. Me don't dip on the black man's side, not the white m... BOB MARLEY Everything is political. I will never be a politician or even think political. Me just deal with lif... BOB MARLEY Every time I plant a seed, He say kill it before it grow, he say kill it before they grow. BOB MARLEY It take many a year, mon, and maybe some bloodshed must be, but righteousness someday prevail. BOB MARLEY My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts... BOB MARLEY I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side. I s... BOB MARLEY What important is man should live in righteousness, in natural love for mankind. BOB MARLEY Tell the children the truth. BOB MARLEY Prejudice is a chain, it can hold you. If you prejudice, you can't move, you keep prejudice for ... BOB MARLEY I don't believe in death, neither in flesh nor in spirit. BOB MARLEY Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet. BOB MARLEY You have to be someone. BOB MARLEY Rastafari not a culture, it's a reality. BOB MARLEY My future is righteousness. BOB MARLEY Me is a common sense man. That mean when me explain things, me explain it in a very simple way; that... BOB MARLEY You got to go down a lot of wrong roads to find the right one. BOB PARSONS I believe, I believe every day is a good day when you paint. BOB ROSS My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die. BOB MARLEY I can only get my drummer in the winter; he plays with Grand Funk all summer. BOB SEGER Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of c... BOB FOSSE When one door is closed, don't you know, another is open. BOB MARLEY Man is a universe within himself. BOB MARLEY Me only have one ambition, y'know. I only have one thing I really like to see happen. I like to ... BOB MARLEY The central dilemma in journalism is that you don't know what you don't know. BOB WOODWARD Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be. BOB DYLAN The devil ain't got no power over me. The devil come, and me shake hands with the devil. Devil h... BOB MARLEY When I first started out, 'Time' magazine did an article on what it called 'the sick com... BOB NEWHART The pictures are created by the listener, with a little help from the broadcaster. The pictures are ... BOB EDWARDS The 2011 riots in England, which left five dead and caused more than $300 million in property damage... BOB BARR God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to stop me, th... BOB MARLEY As a man sow, shall he reap. and I know that talk is cheap. But the heat of the battle is as sweet a... BOB MARLEY You not supposed to feel down over whatever happen to you. I mean, you're supposed to use whatev... BOB MARLEY There's no use in the prime minister coming to Scotland unless he's prepared to do this deal. Unless... BOB GELDOF Italy ... is the least generous of the developed world with regard to aid and that is a shame. We as... BOB GELDOF Paul, join the club, dude. It's not that hard. BOB GELDOF We live in a broken world which has never been healthier, wealthier or bizarrely, free of conflict, ... BOB GELDOF I understand this is a process but the process should have been accelerated and added to at the UN. BOB GELDOF You'll think I'm off my trolley when I say this, but the Bush administration is the most radical -- ... BOB GELDOF If we can get the domestic heat to such a temperature, just possibly we can reach down that ladder a... BOB GELDOF I will be extremely active in trying to get these people thrown out of office. BOB GELDOF I don't think anyone sets out to malign poor people but certainly that's what we do through organiza... BOB GELDOF I never eat anything white.. white flour, white milk,
white cream, eggwhites, white sugar, white pot... BOB CUMMINGS My biggest win was getting the meal money bumped from $5 to $7. BOB COUSY Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. ... BOB UECKER Cities may now bulldoze private citizens' homes, farms and small businesses to make way for shop... BOB GOODLATTE Every Maryland family wants financial security, schools that work, quality healthcare, safer neighbo... BOB EHRLICH I got a tooth bust by somebody who decided they didn't like me and I thought the moustache hid a... BOB AINSWORTH I think that cable TV is a great venue to do something interesting. BOB ODENKIRK After several trillion dollars of stimulation by the Obama Administration and the Fed, one might thi... BOB BEAUPREZ Success in business today requires real-time, mobile access to business opportunities. BOB MCDONNELL When you hear in the tape recordings Nixon's own voice saying, We have to stonewall, We have to ... BOB WOODWARD Homeowners and business owners across the country agreed to pay premiums, communities agreed to adop... BOB NEY In the dime stores and bus stations, people talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations, draw ... BOB DYLAN For computer communications, computers talk in little bursts. They're not continuous like speech... BOB KAHN Democracy don't rule the world, You'd better get that in your head; This world is ruled by v... BOB DYLAN Inspiration is hard to come by. You have to take it where you find it. BOB DYLAN I felt like I might as well have been living in another part of the solar system. BOB DYLAN When you cease to exist, then who will you blame? BOB DYLAN I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are both just illusion... BOB DYLAN I change during the course of a day. I wake and I'm one person, and when I go to sleep I know fo... BOB DYLAN Some people seem to fade away but then when they are truly gone, it's like they didn't fade ... BOB DYLAN I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours. BOB DYLAN There is nothing so stable as change. BOB DYLAN All I can do is be me, whoever that is. BOB DYLAN Having power and being in a position of power can really blur your judgement, and it's not alway... BOB MORLEY I never gave up, even when people told me I'd never make it. BOB WICKMAN My first presidential primary vote was for Bobby Kennedy. BOB GUNTON If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself. BOB DYLAN I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn't have tha... BOB UECKER Wolves are very resourceful. All they need to survive is for people not to shoot them. BOB FERRIS In my native Boulder County, Colorado, the fracking fanatics are out in force. They are marching doo... BOB BEAUPREZ The real enemy" is the totality of physical and mental constraints by which capital, or class societ... BOB BLACK You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stu... BOB BLACK We wouldn't turn over our customs service or our border patrol to a foreign government. We shoul... BOB MENENDEZ Louis Braille created the code of raised dots for reading and writing that bears his name and brings... BOB NEY Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot of other stuff as far as working in films go ... BOB UECKER It's a good time to be in the content business though, the branded content business. BOB IGER I'm committed to increasing long-term value for shareholders and am confident we will continue t... BOB IGER Traditionally, art has been for the select few. We have been brainwashed to believe that Michelangel... BOB ROSS How long will they kill our prophets while we stand aside and look? BOB MARLEY My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people. BOB SCHIEFFER To get, give. BOB ROTH They say it is a wide road that leads to war and only a narrow path that leads home again. BOB MASSIE I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me. BOB DYLAN A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad. BOB EDWARDS He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can mak... BOB MARLEY Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to be- BOB MARLEY I had no songs in my repertoire for commercial radio anyway. Songs about debauched bootleggers, moth... BOB DYLAN They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. BOB MONKHOUSE The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. BOB MARLEY Wake up and live BOB MARLEY Your Worst Enemy Could Be Your Best Friend && Your Best Friend Your Worst Enemy BOB MARLEY In high seas or in low seas, I'm gonna be your friend... I'm gonna be your friend. In... BOB MARLEY Don't Gain The World & Lose Your Soul, Wisdom Is Better Than Silver Or Gold. BOB MARLEY Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain. BOB DYLAN Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. BOB MARLEY Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.... BOB MARLEY A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does wha... BOB DYLAN Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you'd like to act. BOB DYLAN If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won... BOB MARLEY One love, one heart, one destiny. BOB MARLEY You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she lov... BOB MARLEY The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability t... BOB MARLEY The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. BOB HOPE The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. About Russia BOB HOPE Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. BOB GELDOF Money doesn't talk, it swears. BOB DYLAN Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. BOB RICHARDS I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly ... BOB DYLAN The best way to help poor people is to not be one of them. BOB HARRINGTON Don't let them fool ya, Or even try to school ya! Oh, no! We've got a mind of our own, So g... BOB MARLEY A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad. BOB EDWARDS I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be j... BOB DYLAN You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do! BOB RICHARDS I won it, at least five million times. Men who were stronger, bigger and faster than I was could hav... BOB RICHARDS Mental toughness is to physical as four is to one. BOB KNIGHT Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. BOB HOPE If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. BOB HOPE Music can't change the world. BOB GELDOF She opened up a book of poems and handed it to me written by an Italian poet from the 13th century a... BOB DYLAN When I joined the Tour I studied the best players to see what they did that I didn't do. I came to t... BOB TOSKI When you're in a relationship, you're always surrounded by a ring of circumstances... joined togethe... BOB SEGER Go out and buy yourself a five-cent pencil and a ten-cent notebook and begin to write down some mill... BOB GRINDE A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does wha... BOB DYLAN Behind every successful man there's a lot of unsuccessful years. BOB BROWN One of the great lessons I've learned in athletics is that you've got to discipline your life. No ma... BOB RICHARDS A faith to live by, a self to live with, and a purpose to live for. BOB HARRINGTON You learn from a conglomeration of the incredible past -- whatever experience gotten in any way what... BOB DYLAN I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedo... BOB DYLAN Is not that a great principle for all of living? The people who will really accomplish great things ... BOB RICHARDS Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love. BOB UDKOFF Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napole... BOB DYLAN To live outside the law, you must be honest. BOB DYLAN Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything. BOB DYLAN Fear of the pain blinds us to the goal of healing. Only by seeing our problems clearly and experienc... BOB HOFFMAN You have to penetrate a woman's defenses. Getting into her head is a prerequisite to getting into he... BOB GUCCIONE Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and ther... BOB DYLAN We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not ... BOB DOLE In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge. BOB DYLAN Eulogies are like babies. They're more pleasurable to create than to deliver. BOB BLAZICH People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent. BOB DYLAN He (Bob Marley) had this idea, it was kind of a virologist idea, he believed he could cure racism an... BOB MARLEY But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked. BOB DYLAN I BOB HOPE Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturb... BOB DYLAN People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed aroun... BOB DYLAN The things which are most important don't always scream the loudest. BOB HAWKE I've been up the mountain and I had a choice. Should I come down? So I came down. God said, Okay, yo... BOB DYLAN Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now. BOB DYLAN Whatever you do, don't do it halfway. BOB BEAMON Those who cultivate moral confusion for profit should understand this: we will name their names and ... BOB DOLE For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. BOB DYLAN You can't always wait for the guys at the top. Every manager at every level in the organization has ... BOB ANDERSON Democracy don't rule the world, you better get that in your head; this world is ruled by violence, b... BOB DYLAN Well, I don't know, but I've been told the streets in heaven are lined with gold. I ask you how thin... BOB DYLAN If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. BOB HOPE Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win. BOB KNIGHT You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. BOB KNIGHT Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools got nothing, Ma, to live up to. BOB DYLAN Quality begins on the inside... and then works its way out. BOB MOAWAD Silicon Valley is like a person running around in front of a steamroller. You can outrun the steamro... BOB BOSCHERT If blue collar jobs are leaving
and white collar jobs are outsourced
what color collar jobs are left... BOB EDWARDS I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. BOB HOPE Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting y... BOB DYLAN If I were asked for a one line answer to the question What makes a woman good in bed? I would say, A... BOB GUCCIONE Boxing is a rather amorphous body, though recognizable because it is headless. BOB VERDI I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that B... BOB MARLEY When I was playing I never wished I was doing anything else. I think being a professional athlete i... BOB GIBSON It's really very simple, Governor. When people are hungry they die. So spare me your politics and te... BOB GELDOF