The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh.
But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

That's all any of us are: amateurs. We don't live long enough to be anything else.

Imagination means nothing without doing.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.