The more you enjoy an enjoyable thing, the quicker it becomes less of an enjoyable thing.
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It's just you and your connection to the story, ... It becomes a very rich and enjoyable experience....
ELLEN WHEELER I can't enjoy it yet, because the ride's not over. Whenever this thing stops, I want to be holding u...
GERARD WARREN I've had an enjoyable medical practice and an enjoyable family life, but one of the places I feel I'...
MARK RICHARDS Life is is like being in a carpool, sharing the ride makes it more enjoyable and less monotonous.
JAIME CONTRERAS Filmmaking is a huge privilege; it's not brain surgery. It's art, and art is supposed to be ...
LAKE BELL As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoya...
JENNA MCCARTHY How can you make efficiency a habit, and an enjoyable one at that?
MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN one of the more enjoyable aspects of the job.
MICHAEL AUSTIN Some people have that school of thought where fitness isn't enjoyable, but we're making it e...
PAYAL KADAKIA The other thing that has made playing live for me more enjoyable is the audience. I never knew I had...
MICHAEL SCHENKER The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
KIN HUBBARD Ancient whore secret:
to give enjoyable head,
enjoy giving head.
ASA AKIRA From the first time you can look in the paper and you accept that you're the entertainment for s...
BILL CALLAHAN This has been one of the most enjoyable seasons to coach and it's enjoyable when they do what you as...
DAVID PATTERSON Eating humble pie is not very enjoyable, and it is even less so eating it alone.
JEFFREY FRY We work hard, ... But, it does make farming more enjoyable.
JOHN GOODMAN Finding the Extraordinary in the Ordinary ...
WILD THING The more socially intelligent you are, the happier and more robust and more enjoyable your relations...
DANIEL GOLEMAN It'll be a very uniform sand, excellent color, excellent quality and it will be an enjoyable experie...
GARY MCALPIN The more pressure he came under, the less enjoyable it became. But we have built up that spirit and ...
BERTI VOGTS Come out, bring a friend, get to know us and, as an extra bonus, have an enjoyable evening.
DORA MURRAY It's more enjoyable when I'm disguised in some way; stepping into someone else's shoes i...
EMUN ELLIOTT You can't make positive choices for the rest of your life without an environment that makes thos...
DEEPAK CHOPRA I grew up with an abundance of things from our garden, so fried food was not enjoyable.
RACHEL KELLER It's great to reminisce about good memories of my past. It was enjoyable when it was today. So l...
GEORGE FOREMAN We also played in a round-robin tournament, so both squads had an enjoyable week.
CHRIS PORTER Fame, it is not enjoyable,
HIROSHI SUGIMOTO The Presidents Cup is a lot more enjoyable because of how the sportsmanship is conducted,
TIGER WOODS It's a great atmosphere and we're proud to represent our school. We're definitely going to enjoy thi...
PAUL DALEY Writing the last page of the first draft is the most enjoyable moment in writing. It's one of the mo...
NICHOLAS SPARKS Good books, like good friends, are few and chosen; the more select, the more enjoyable.
LOUISA MAY ALCOTT An old thing becomes new if you detach it from what usually surrounds it.
ROBERT BRESSON To the connoisseur of scenes, nothing is more enjoyable than a thorough, melodramatic, egoistic humi...
SINCLAIR LEWIS It's definitely more enjoyable, a little more stress involved in it. I have some great assistants.
ANDY TAIBL We'd like to maintain a good traffic flow, to make it an enjoyable experience and hopefully not caus...
ABBY MCNULTY It was a very enjoyable part of my life,
TINA TURNER As music becomes less of a thing--a cylinder, a cassette, a disc--and more ephemeral, perhaps we wil...
DAVID BYRNE That old law about 'an eye for an eye' leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to d...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. Sure, most of our income is now spent on needs, and the wants of life get put off more frequently th...
DAN CRANN Focus can become an obsession... But your ability to sustain the drive to focus will depend upon how...
MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more yo...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I think that people really seem to enjoy this Boone theater group. They're good at putting on an enj...
DOUG YETMAN Few things are more enjoyable than lingering over the atlas and plotting a trip.
J. MAARTEN TROOST Douglassville Ace Hardware will be a place where you can come in to get what you want, have an enjoy...
EDWARD SHENK The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.
GORE VIDAL It was the most enjoyable match I've been associated with.
BETTY WROUBEL I think this is going to be an extremely enjoyable event and something totally different for our com...
ED COLSON That's really been an enjoyable thing on my part. Those three guys coach with the middle school team...
BOB ANNIBALLI People are spending more on their hobbies to make their free time more enjoyable.
STEVE WAGNER If you can stay an extra day or two, maybe leave a day or two earlier. It'll make your flying experi...
AMY ZIFF The first week was extremely enjoyable, inspirational,
JAMES WALSH The work is very enjoyable. It is a stress-free environment.
CHARLES SMITH I don't think screenwriting is therapeutic. It's actually really, really hard for me. It'...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN A book is not a battle, nor is it a conquest. A book is a story, and telling it should be an enjoyab...
RACHEL AARON The most enjoyable part of my career is singing live.
LUIS MIGUEL Consuming pornography does not lead to more sex, it leads to more porn. Much like eating McDonalds e...
VIRGINIE DESPENTES On the banks of the Nile, the Rosetta branch, I lived an enjoyable childhood in the City of Disuq, w...
AHMED ZEWAIL We're trying to improve our skills, we're trying to improve our record and we want to have an enjoya...
BRIAN GASSER I was in a lot of pain going through the competition, so it wasn't the most enjoyable to compete in....
COURTNEY KUPETS We're promoting a healthy way of eating, and an enjoyable way of eating. Everybody in the world drin...
K. DUN GIFFORD I cannot imagine a more enjoyable place to work than in the Laboratory of Molecular Biology where I ...
VENKATRAMAN RAMAKRISHNAN Nothing is going to just stop ... The Lower Woodward Program was really about more than the Super Bo...
GEORGE JACKSON If you tell kids to exercise, they don't see it as fun. They see video games as fun. The idea is to ...
GEORGE GRAHAM Were you there?”
She shook her head. “No. I was here in Nain having a
child.”
�...
FRANCINE RIVERS Here’s to all the places we went. And all the places we’ll go. And here’s me, whispering again...
JOHN GREEN I'm not interested in dating a girl I'm not gonna marry
JOHN GREEN The future will erase everything--there's no level of fame or genius that allows you to transcend ob...
JOHN GREEN Want to make your yoga session more enjoyable and more beneficial? Then relax as you practice. Wheth...
WAI LAN YOGA These guys are a lot more accessible, a lot more enjoyable. The players genuinely like each other, a...
BILL MCLAUGHLIN The most enjoyable conversation you can have may be complete silence with the one you love who loves...
LORRIN L. LEE I made an enjoyable living as a very young man, but I think as I became more comfortable and knowled...
MIGUEL FERRER Volunteering for the club is an easy and enjoyable way for me to give back to the organization and t...
ALISON HOVERSTEN In high school you get so wrapped up in everything that you end up miserable. It's so much more enjo...
WHITNEY PRATHER A lot of things we don't have to have, but they're enjoyable.
JOSEPH PRINCE I would do it in a heartbeat. It was one of the most enjoyable things I've ever done in my life; to ...
GREGORY OLSEN It's really enjoyable but now and again it gets a little daunting.
DARREN HOLDEN Make everything in your life enjoyable, for if acquiring all the material is your goal in life, then...
NISHAL MAHARAJ The institutions of Churchianity are not Christianity. An institution is a good thing if it is secon...
OSWALD CHAMBERS Ask yourself, WHAT DO I WANT?” Ask yourself, how can I take a baby step towards my goal today? Hav...
SHAY DAWKINS A good book is enjoyable. A great book sets off a bomb inside of you.
NED HEPBURN A world without poetry and art would be too much like one without birds or flowers: bearable but a l...
ABERJHANI If it's enjoyable to the body, it's good to the soul
QUENTIN BRAUN In many respects, my work is very enjoyable, for I seem to get on pretty well with the fellows and e...
JOHN GRESHAM MACHEN I think you get to a point where you watch something just to enjoy it. I don't think it's re...
CHARLIE WATTS The more you talk about an idea,the more alive it becomes.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The one thing you can control is effort.
MALIK JACKSON The one thing you can't do when you're highly ranked is relax.
WILLIAM FLOYD Visual preoccupation with the outward creates a shallow and fickle focus on the 'beauty of form', wh...
DAVID L. HATTON I have found life an enjoyable, enchanting, active, and sometime terrifying experience, and I've enj...
SEAN O'CASEY It was an enjoyable show to do. The committee was wonderful and served a great dinner to us on Frida...
JANET TAYLOR At times it is so enjoyable to mire your neighbor into the filth you already got stuck in long ago!
IGOR ELISEEV And here I think one has an enormous area in which the ultimate revolution could function very well ...
ALDOUS HUXLEY Just being in the California air again will be quite enjoyable.
DAN HOWELL Success is only meaningful and enjoyable if it feels like your own.
MICHELLE OBAMA This whole thing is like an onion. The more you peel, the more you cry.
DAVID LIPSCHUTZ In the midst of these hard times it is our good health and good sleep that are enjoyable.
KNUTE NELSON Being outdoors in the spring is an enjoyable way to spend time learning about nature. At this time o...
CALVIN W. DUBROCK There's a lot of things that people don't like, I think it'd be difficult for anyone to go in and sa...
DAMIEN HIRST For us, the fun of American Idol is that it's a cheesy show that is much more enjoyable when bad sin...
DAVE DELLA TERZA When you know your role in life, living makes sense because of clarity, and the loads become enjoyab...
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JONATHAN SWIFT Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
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From men of quality and letters;
But when low dunces will ...
JONATHAN SWIFT What some people invent the rest enlarge.
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JONATHAN MILLER For the rest,
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JONATHAN SWIFT We have a choice: to plow new ground or let the weeds grow.
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JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
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Yet now and then your men...
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JONATHAN SWIFT Come, agree, the law's costly.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Brutes find out where their talents lie;
A bear will not attempt to fly,
A foundered horse w...
JONATHAN SWIFT Over emphatic negatives always suggest that what is being denied may be what is really being asserte...
JONATHAN RABAN But when a Man
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JONATHAN SWIFT Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
JONATHAN SWIFT Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth,...
JONATHAN SWIFT I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
JONATHAN SWIFT It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.
JONATHAN GASH Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
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JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a
pitchfork.
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JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears
of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
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JONATHAN SWIFT How we apples swim.
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hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT Convey a libel in a frown.
And wink a reputation down!
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And these have smaller sti...
JONATHAN SWIFT A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends
We first consult our private ends;
While Nature, kindly bent ...
JONATHAN SWIFT A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to
him.
JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams
out of cucumbers, which were to be p...
JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts wit...
JONATHAN SWIFT Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true -- but it's father is creativity, and knowledge is...
JONATHAN SCHATTKE Necessity is the mother of invention.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim, that those to whom everybody allows the second
place have an undoubted title to the ...
JONATHAN SWIFT That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally
discover everybody's face but their own.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguishe...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT