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The middle son gets a magic donkey. When you shout the word: "Bricklebrit!", it spews gold pieces out of...

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... its front and back.

Yes, folks. Thing I Love #4: the Bricklebrit Donkey. You shout a word, and gold comes flying out its butt. Fairy tales don't get much better than that.


Sarah Beth Durst

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Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.
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If you would attain greatness, think no little thoughts.
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The guilty catch themselves.
Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into.
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Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it.
Hate pollutes the mind.
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