The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.

The American people, taken one with another, constitute the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goose-steppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the middle ages

A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women

Church: A place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to people who will never get there

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist, Jack.