The market is reacting to speculation over a Santa Claus rally that didn't happen. So players are going liquid due to the poor corporate outlook for this year.

We're like their Santa Claus. It's kind of special and we make them feel normal.

I think we're still going to get a bit of a Santa Claus rally. But I'm not sure how substantial it's going to be.

I think the market is due for some sort of rally. The market is very oversold.

He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..."
"How about 'Dear Fatty'?