The mama of dada

My son is going through a Daddy thing. It's always Dada, Dada, Dada. I'm like, 'What about me? Mama! I carried you around for nine months.' What did Tim do? He just had sex with me. It was all fun for Tim. All gain.

Gertrude Stein was masterly in making nothing happen very slowly.

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.