The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.

Millions saw the apple fall, Newton was the only one who asked why?

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years.

To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Two things are bad for the heart—running up stairs and running down people.

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.