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The main impediment is probably getting communities around the country to collect it, to give value to something we'd rather not talk about. San Francisco i-s probably the king of pet cities. This could be very important to them.


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WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
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WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS Americans are overreaching; overreaching is the most admirable and most American of the many America...
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