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AS GOOD AS IT GETS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES “A writer soon learns that easy to read is hard to write ...”
CJ HECK I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, brig...
FIONNULA FLANAGAN Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms.
“Who you got?” I ask.
“You, drunk girl. Come on.�...
KRISTEN PROBY![]()
George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work.
BILL COSBY![]()
Between funny and witty
Falls the shadow
STEPHEN FRY Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.
RUCY BAN When we brought in speakers this year, we were looking for them to be informative as well as enterta...
ASHLEY GOFORTH It was just sloppy. Our performances were not quite as sharp as we would have hoped.
RANDY JEPSON![]()
It demonstrates the massive economic, as well as environmental and social penalties, of George Bush ...
BOB BROWN![]()
Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him.
"What?"
How did it end? oh, right. "Becau...
MICHELE JAFFE Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.
REGINA GRIFFIN![]()
He was also great personal company: charming, witty and mischievous. He was my hero as well as my fr...
TOM BROKAW![]()
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
DONALD TRUMP![]()
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny ...
DENIS LEARY![]()
Time is an optical illusion-- never quite as solid or strong as we think it is.
JODI PICOULT We wanted to go with our starters as long as possible. It didn't quite work that way, but Brad came ...
KYLE POOCK It's all swollen up and puffed up. I think it had a little effect on him. He wasn't quite as sharp a...
PHIL GARNER Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.
RAIN BOJANGLES The economy and corporate America remain solid -- we are going to resume an upward trend and the equ...
JASON SCHENKER The economy and corporate America remains solid -- we are going to resume an upward trend and the eq...
JASON SCHENKER I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN It won't work. We have to be the party that can stand toe-to-toe with George W. Bush on national sec...
WESLEY CLARK There's also a level of discipline I use as a writer, designed to get better at what I'm doi...
P. J. HARVEY![]()
Narrative is linear, but action has breadth and depth as well as height and is solid.
THOMAS CARLYLE![]()
I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE![]()
People see what they want to see
SUSAN BETH PFEFFER We looked quite solid as a back four and a goalkeeper. But we need to raise our standards quite a bi...
ALAN KERNAGHAN![]()
Looks like my baby dont live here no more...thats alright, ive still got my guitar.....................
JIMI HENDRIX![]()
It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS![]()
I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, th...
TEDDY THOMPSON It would be great to see as many people as possible come to Community Night, Friday. What they have ...
DAMIAN SMITHERS![]()
Fred and George exchanged looks.
"You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron?" said Fred ...
J.K. ROWLING A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
BOBBY DARIN![]()
And it was, it was not beating George Bush, believe it or not, the bottom line as far as I was conce...
GERALDINE FERRARO![]()
Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned.
DONALD TRUMP Women's Tongues are as sharp as two-edged Swords, and wound as much, when they are anger'd
MARGARET CAVENDISH You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite ...
H. R. GIGER![]()
Adam does most of the work when it comes to videos and he basically does the same as I do with the l...
MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN As the birthplace of Gen. George Armstrong Custer, we are curious if this will be Al Gore's last sta...
DAN BARTLETT![]()
Maybe thats what hell is. You go mad, and all your demonds come and get you just as fast as you can ...
ANNE RICE As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.
KAJOL The concept of a relationship is fucking idiotic, but thats what makes them normal.
CRAIG DEARING A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is unt...
UMBERTO ECO What you do will project you
SOTONYE ANGA![]()
In Korean, my lyrics are witty and have twists. But translated into English, it doesn't come ove...
PSY It really started out as a by-product of our main work, but it works well and I think it may generat...
DR ANSGAR BERNARDI Emily Gutted it out again. She was not as sharp as she'd like to be, but she continues to work hard ...
KRIS VANCAS![]()
Their blindness and arrogance are as solid as an iron mountain
MARTIN LUTHER![]()
People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a ...
JEROME K. JEROME As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER![]()
Under the greenwood tree,
Who loves to lie with me
And tune his merry note,
Unto the ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE![]()
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, ...
CHRIS ROCK If the script is sharp and witty, the movie will offer an inside peek into an industry that fascinat...
HAL RUBENSTEIN If the script is sharp and witty, the movie will offer an inside peek into an industry that fascinat...
HAL RUBENSTEIN It's another solid district, top to bottom. There are no weak teams in football as well as all of th...
PAT PATTERSON I did putt well, ... I didn't hit it quite as well today. I
didn't drive it as well. The par-th...
BILLY MAYFAIR The activity that we've seen in the businesses and neighborhoods adjacent to George R. Brown as well...
HAROLD HURTT![]()
People are always asking me what my lyrics mean. Well I say what any decent poet would say if you da...
FREDDIE MERCURY![]()
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's ...
MARGARET ATWOOD This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit."
-Ty Henderson
MADELEINE URBAN So one can say that I write all the time, that goes for the lyrics as well.
BILLY SHERWOOD We dropped a little on floor and weren't quite as sharp as we'd like to be on bars and they had just...
LORIE COOK And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to tak...
SUSAN KAY I really think I write about everyday life. I don't think I'm quite as odd as others say I am. Life ...
EDWARD GOREY Against Seffner Christian, we weren't as sharp and as crisp. We changed presses really well, and ove...
KARIM NOHRA The aristocracy had crumbled in her hands; the power vacuum she purchased was a good decision.
CHARLI FRISKY![]()
And then the second thing you have to do is go and see your son. That is a duty of love, Andrew. It'...
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH![]()
His mind was as clear and as sharp as ever,
RAMSEY CLARK![]()
More solid things do not show the complexion of the times so well
as Ballads and Libels.
JOHN SELDEN People are afraid of what exist in the dark and thats only truth
LIL TREYCO People are afraid of what exist in the dark and thats only truth
TREYCO![]()
That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show...
LILITH SAINTCROW These are two great clubs and history is history. We admire George Best as well, but that has no inf...
RONALD KOEMAN![]()
I'm constantly trying to work on the person that I am and work on my shortcomings, and I guess I...
IDINA MENZEL After you've done all the work and prepared as much as you can, what the hell, you might as well go ...
BENNY GOODMAN![]()
Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole tr...
ALBERT SCHWEITZER If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.
H.N. TURTELTAUB We are quite open as far as what would satisfy teachers,
IAN JOHNSON We didn't go quite as quickly as we were hoping to. We've got a little bit of work to do. Generally,...
JUSTIN WILSON Johnston is a very good ball team, they are well-coached and have depth. We weren't sharp for most o...
JOEL SULLIVAN![]()
You're a throwback."
"To what?"
Jess considered this. Hi-tech at work, Emily was paradoxic...
ALLEGRA GOODMAN As a relatively new and emerging form of entertainment, it is crucial that we start to explore just ...
DAVID GILES Your wit makes others witty.
CATHERINE II![]()
Your wit makes others witty.
CATHERINE THE GREAT![]()
As far as songwriters, I've always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin...
MEL BROOKS We start a lot with melodies and instrumentation and trying to figure out good melodies for verses a...
DAVE HAYWOOD![]()
Anger makes dull men witty -- but it keeps them poor.
FRANCIS BACON![]()
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
FRANCIS BACON![]()
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
ELIZABETH I Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
ELIZABETH I OF ENGLAND Well, as far as I'm concerned, I'm not here to live a normal life. I'm sent here on a mi...
HOWARD FINSTER More and more companies are discovering that defined-benefit plans are not well-suited to their busi...
JAMES KLEIN A lot of underground hip-hop will inspire me as far as rhyme patterns - really wordy, intelligent ly...
TRAVIE MCCOY
AS GOOD AS IT GETS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES “A writer soon learns that easy to read is hard to write ...”
CJ HECK I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, brig...
FIONNULA FLANAGAN Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms.
“Who you got?” I ask.
“You, drunk girl. Come on.�...
KRISTEN PROBY
George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. BILL COSBY
Between funny and wittyFalls the shadow
STEPHEN FRY Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.
RUCY BAN When we brought in speakers this year, we were looking for them to be informative as well as enterta...
ASHLEY GOFORTH It was just sloppy. Our performances were not quite as sharp as we would have hoped.
RANDY JEPSON
It demonstrates the massive economic, as well as environmental and social penalties, of George Bush ... BOB BROWN
Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him."What?"
How did it end? oh, right. "Becau...
MICHELE JAFFE Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.
REGINA GRIFFIN
He was also great personal company: charming, witty and mischievous. He was my hero as well as my fr... TOM BROKAW
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. DONALD TRUMP
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny ... DENIS LEARY
Time is an optical illusion-- never quite as solid or strong as we think it is. JODI PICOULT We wanted to go with our starters as long as possible. It didn't quite work that way, but Brad came ...
KYLE POOCK It's all swollen up and puffed up. I think it had a little effect on him. He wasn't quite as sharp a...
PHIL GARNER Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.
RAIN BOJANGLES The economy and corporate America remain solid -- we are going to resume an upward trend and the equ...
JASON SCHENKER The economy and corporate America remains solid -- we are going to resume an upward trend and the eq...
JASON SCHENKER I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN It won't work. We have to be the party that can stand toe-to-toe with George W. Bush on national sec...
WESLEY CLARK There's also a level of discipline I use as a writer, designed to get better at what I'm doi...
P. J. HARVEY
Narrative is linear, but action has breadth and depth as well as height and is solid. THOMAS CARLYLE
I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
People see what they want to see SUSAN BETH PFEFFER We looked quite solid as a back four and a goalkeeper. But we need to raise our standards quite a bi...
ALAN KERNAGHAN
Looks like my baby dont live here no more...thats alright, ive still got my guitar..................... JIMI HENDRIX
It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that ... DOUGLAS COUPLAND And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS
I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, th... TEDDY THOMPSON It would be great to see as many people as possible come to Community Night, Friday. What they have ...
DAMIAN SMITHERS
Fred and George exchanged looks."You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron?" said Fred ...
J.K. ROWLING A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
BOBBY DARIN
And it was, it was not beating George Bush, believe it or not, the bottom line as far as I was conce... GERALDINE FERRARO
Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. DONALD TRUMP Women's Tongues are as sharp as two-edged Swords, and wound as much, when they are anger'd
MARGARET CAVENDISH You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite ...
H. R. GIGER
Adam does most of the work when it comes to videos and he basically does the same as I do with the l... MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN As the birthplace of Gen. George Armstrong Custer, we are curious if this will be Al Gore's last sta...
DAN BARTLETT
Maybe thats what hell is. You go mad, and all your demonds come and get you just as fast as you can ... ANNE RICE As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.
KAJOL The concept of a relationship is fucking idiotic, but thats what makes them normal.
CRAIG DEARING A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is unt...
UMBERTO ECO What you do will project you
SOTONYE ANGA
In Korean, my lyrics are witty and have twists. But translated into English, it doesn't come ove... PSY It really started out as a by-product of our main work, but it works well and I think it may generat...
DR ANSGAR BERNARDI Emily Gutted it out again. She was not as sharp as she'd like to be, but she continues to work hard ...
KRIS VANCAS
Their blindness and arrogance are as solid as an iron mountain MARTIN LUTHER
People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a ... JEROME K. JEROME As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER
Under the greenwood tree,Who loves to lie with me
And tune his merry note,
Unto the ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, ... CHRIS ROCK If the script is sharp and witty, the movie will offer an inside peek into an industry that fascinat...
HAL RUBENSTEIN If the script is sharp and witty, the movie will offer an inside peek into an industry that fascinat...
HAL RUBENSTEIN It's another solid district, top to bottom. There are no weak teams in football as well as all of th...
PAT PATTERSON I did putt well, ... I didn't hit it quite as well today. I
didn't drive it as well. The par-th...
BILLY MAYFAIR The activity that we've seen in the businesses and neighborhoods adjacent to George R. Brown as well...
HAROLD HURTT
People are always asking me what my lyrics mean. Well I say what any decent poet would say if you da... FREDDIE MERCURY
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's ... MARGARET ATWOOD This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit."
-Ty Henderson
MADELEINE URBAN So one can say that I write all the time, that goes for the lyrics as well.
BILLY SHERWOOD We dropped a little on floor and weren't quite as sharp as we'd like to be on bars and they had just...
LORIE COOK And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to tak...
SUSAN KAY I really think I write about everyday life. I don't think I'm quite as odd as others say I am. Life ...
EDWARD GOREY Against Seffner Christian, we weren't as sharp and as crisp. We changed presses really well, and ove...
KARIM NOHRA The aristocracy had crumbled in her hands; the power vacuum she purchased was a good decision.
CHARLI FRISKY
And then the second thing you have to do is go and see your son. That is a duty of love, Andrew. It'... ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH
His mind was as clear and as sharp as ever, RAMSEY CLARK
More solid things do not show the complexion of the times so well
as Ballads and Libels. JOHN SELDEN People are afraid of what exist in the dark and thats only truth
LIL TREYCO People are afraid of what exist in the dark and thats only truth
TREYCO
That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show... LILITH SAINTCROW These are two great clubs and history is history. We admire George Best as well, but that has no inf...
RONALD KOEMAN
I'm constantly trying to work on the person that I am and work on my shortcomings, and I guess I... IDINA MENZEL After you've done all the work and prepared as much as you can, what the hell, you might as well go ...
BENNY GOODMAN
Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole tr... ALBERT SCHWEITZER If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.
H.N. TURTELTAUB We are quite open as far as what would satisfy teachers,
IAN JOHNSON We didn't go quite as quickly as we were hoping to. We've got a little bit of work to do. Generally,...
JUSTIN WILSON Johnston is a very good ball team, they are well-coached and have depth. We weren't sharp for most o...
JOEL SULLIVAN
You're a throwback.""To what?"
Jess considered this. Hi-tech at work, Emily was paradoxic...
ALLEGRA GOODMAN As a relatively new and emerging form of entertainment, it is crucial that we start to explore just ...
DAVID GILES Your wit makes others witty.
CATHERINE II
Your wit makes others witty. CATHERINE THE GREAT
As far as songwriters, I've always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin... MEL BROOKS We start a lot with melodies and instrumentation and trying to figure out good melodies for verses a...
DAVE HAYWOOD
Anger makes dull men witty -- but it keeps them poor. FRANCIS BACON
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. FRANCIS BACON
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. ELIZABETH I Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
ELIZABETH I OF ENGLAND Well, as far as I'm concerned, I'm not here to live a normal life. I'm sent here on a mi...
HOWARD FINSTER More and more companies are discovering that defined-benefit plans are not well-suited to their busi...
JAMES KLEIN A lot of underground hip-hop will inspire me as far as rhyme patterns - really wordy, intelligent ly...
TRAVIE MCCOY
Love means never having to say you're sorry. 
Please, if one of us cries, let both of us cry. But preferably neither of us. 
The far right seeks to retain the material progress of American capitalism while removing some of it... 
Those old faces, in Pasadena, California, and Tucson, Arizona, and Dallas, crumpling in hatred and f... 
The pain of not knowing what to do was exceeded only by that of knowing what I had done. 
My grandmother lived to 104 years old, and part of her success was she woke up every morning to a br... 
Every historian discloses a new horizon. 
The artist vocation is to send light into the human heart. 
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. 
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, y... 
The word experience is like a shrapnel shell, and bursts into a thousand meanings. 
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. 
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. 
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they... 
'Mad Men' is nothing more than the fulfillment of every possible stereotype of the early 196... 
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. 
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and ye... 
Electricity is really just organized lightning. 
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. 
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. 
You simply have to put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right... 
The influence of 'Hidden Fortress' comes up a lot because it was printed in a book once. The... 
I stood up as best I could to their disgusting stupidity and brutality, but I did not, of course, ma... 
In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political iss... 
The coward sneaks to death; the brave live on. 
Empathy is born out of the old biblical injunction 'Love the neighbor as thyself.' 
Habituated from our Infancy to trample upon the Rights of Human Nature, every generous, every libera... 
The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us, and we see nothing but sand; the angels come ... 
Nuclear weapons offer us nothing but a balance of terror, and a balance of terror is still terror. 
The first sign of real obsession with music was with an old wind-up gramophone that mum had thrown o... 
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. 
Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion. When a president or any other leader pay... 
Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an... 
There can be no greater error than to expect, or calculate, upon real favors from nation to nation. ... 
The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon. 