The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment

No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.

The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.