The little I know I owe to my ignorance.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

We admire virtue in a woman as long as it doesn’t get in our way.

Why is it better to love than to be loved? It is surer

The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile