The Left is doing to America what it has done to almost everything it has deeply influenced - the arts, the university, religion, culture, minorities, Europe: ruining it.

I jumped 18 cars on a motorcycle, so I did almost everything.

I loved 'Burning Love,' and I really do love almost everything Paul Scheer touches.

When Jews left Judaism, they didn't stop being religious. They simply swapped God-based Judaism for godless secular humanism and leftism. For left-wing Jews, Judaism is their ethnicity; leftism is their religion.

Almost everything I do is related to being fat.

I make a dog-friendly version of almost everything that we make for dinner.