The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'

I just think lots of words have physicality. How about the word 'wobble?' You think that's arbitrary? When you say the word 'wince,' you wince. How about that?

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

Last time I checked, no one is perfect.

I can't remember the last time I was bored.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.