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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.


William Davis

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DAVID CHASE I think I quieted down our talk there for about ten minutes.
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QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Adrian!" Something inside of me burst. "Will you shut the hell up for five seconds?
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ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment.
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ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu...
ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person.
ZARA PHILLIPS People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me...
ZARA PHILLIPS Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au...
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ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media.
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ZARA PHILLIPS I hate having my picture taken.
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AL DAVIS We came forward with everything we could to make everyone happy ? especially our fans ? and see if w...
AL DAVIS Bill was a great friend, a brilliant performer and an exceptional man. I say this with great admirat...
AL DAVIS If it weren't for a new rule that came into being, we'd have played three years in a row in the cham...
AL DAVIS Once a Raider, always a Raider.
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