The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.

A guy that's undersized has to prove himself right away.

I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

I was a left hooker, and I loved hooking. I also really liked to jab and mix it up right away.

I'm not good at chatting right away. Women have to be very patient with me, I suppose.