The joke was that the only thing he couldn't cook was hamburgers. They were like cement.

You always have your procrastinators who are going to push the deadline no matter what.

We normally have a rush right at the beginning of tax season, then it tapers off through March and then starts getting busy again into April.

The 3 most dangerous people: a doctor who cures only for money; a driver who doesn't use signal lights and a cook who doesn't wash hands after a pee.

I was the cement mixer.

Persevere. There is one dandelion that grows from the crack in the cement. Let that one dandelion be YOU.