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Related The Internet browser is the most susceptible to viruses. The browser is naive about downloading and ... VINT CERF Think of Internet on the TV like the Web browser. The amount of time you spend on the PC in the brow... REED HASTINGS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Everyone is paying for internet access at home and when they're traveling they're paying for interne... EJOVI NUWERE Imagine you are writing an email. You are in front of the computer. You are operating the computer, ... YUKIHIRO MATSUMOTO ALAN MOORE C. JOYBELL C. Everything was very old; no software, no Internet, and their computer science program consisted of p... KJELL RYE With software as a service and entertainment software delivered via the Internet, we're seeing inter... BOB WILLIAMS The Internet of Things tell us that a lot of computer-enabled appliances and devices are going to be... VINT CERF Music is the final piece of filmmaking—the essential element that pulls emotion from an audience a... ARTIE KANE, RICHARD STALLMAN This kind of technology is such a fundamental part of the Internet that to try to have a blanket ban... ERIC SCHEIRER Most of what we do is software, Internet, and mobile. A fair amount of that is transactional. DAVE MCCLURE The Latest software, we recommend that you download software for your printer and computer. Make sur... HP PRINTER TECHNICAL SUPPORT What we try do is cover a broader representation of Internet stocks for our investors. So we tend to... BOB GRANDHI His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING Only on the Internet can a person be lonely and popular at the same time. ALLISON BURNETT CHARLES STROSS ANTHONY T. HINCKS SUNDAY ADELAJA JEANETTE CORON Using the HTTP protocol, computer scientists around the world began making the Internet easier to na... KATIE HAFNER LAUREN MYRACLE SETH GODIN Companies that rely on the Internet for their business models should be contributing to guarantee th... VINT CERF Don't share info that you wouldn't put on a billboard on a superhighway. We need to remember that wh... PARRY AFTAB SHORT QUOTES ARUNDHATI ROY Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU JENNIFER EGAN BILL GATES To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ... GARY F EVANS... THOMAS FRIEDMAN It puts a bunch of code on a site that not only detects what browser the victim is running, but then... DAN HUBBARD When we draw on the tablet, the drawing shows up on the computer screen. If we have chosen to tell t... BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE Performance on the Internet is great. You see more and more business being conducted over the Intern... STU ELBY The Biggest Threat to our Democracy, Freedoms and Future is Leadership that fosters and Appeases the... MICHAEL HARRIS Organizations continue to view Internet Explorer (the browser) and Windows (the operating system) as... GLENN WEADOCK Talking about Apple v. Microsoft without mentioning the Internet and the browser is like talking abo... MICHAEL ARRINGTON I did the 'Justice League' thing the wrong way. I read too much on the Internet. You can'... D. J. COTRONA Patently offensive material is widely disseminated on the Internet, and computer-literate children .... WALTER DELLINGER People don't appreciate that when you're on the Internet, it's a 24/7 job. Even if you&#... FELICIA DAY The Internet is a wonderful tool, but technology is increasing faster than the safety message is. PAM WEAVER REBECCA MACKINNON Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do SOTONYE ANGA The Internet is about usability, ... The computer industry has been able to ship difficult-to-use pr... JAKOB NIELSEN BARTON GELLMAN Internet gambling on horse racing is legal; sports wagering on the Internet is probably illegal; and... ANTHONY CABOT Being present is being connected to All Things. S. KELLEY HARRELL, M. DIV. The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK TOM HODGKINSON Internet Explorer, your honor, is the fruit of Microsoft's statutory violations and it should be den... BRENDAN SULLIVAN If I am using a telephone line to hook up to the Internet and then once I get on the Internet I'm us... FRED MCCLURE Security is a critical issue for all browsers. Microsoft incorporates security concerns into the des... DEAN HACHAMOVITCH Much of the ferment going on with the Internet today is based on individuals creating Internet-based... BERNARD GOLDEN As Android, iPhone and other mobile platforms grow, we are moving away from the page-based Internet.... KEITH TEARE SHANE SMITH You would be astonished how much you can think of, and do when you have few days without the Interne... JOSIP SKAKO ERIC SCHMIDT DEYTH BANGER It seems there is something about anonymity which brings out the worst in us. If you doubt that, com... PAT SAJAK You can't fool yourself anymore that your art is your art. When you're not getting paid for ... ANN POWERS I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know. STEPHEN EMOND When you are creating to the magnitude that I try to create, your brain is like a computer, and you ... MISSY ELLIOTT MATT SMITH We believe that affordable access to the Internet will help us do so. To be a city of the 21st centu... DIANAH NEFF Then people started using it more and more and it became the most downloaded software on the interne... NIKLAS ZENNSTROM THOMAS BROWNE HOWARD RHEINGOLD The best thing a coupon does is that it helps track who's been to the Internet. A lot of customers w... BRYAN HOPKINS The Justice Department is disappointed by the court's declaration that the Children's Internet Prote... BARBARA COMSTOCK You can't regulate what these kids are being exposed to on the Internet. It's so way out of ... PAMELA ADLON Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can... JOHN HODGMAN A person who says "it's your decision" is informing you that your decision sucks. DEB CALETTI Time is so important.'so spend time doing something that you love.' make the most of it and Let the ... NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO DENNIS MILLER Consumers and businesses are going to live in the real world and the Internet world. The lesson is: ... LANNY BAKER CHINONYE J. CHIDOLUE The message coming from Dave is absolutely spot-on, LIZ NICHOLL WebTV claimed that the Internet functionality is the same as you get with a PC. And it's not. DEAN FORBES NASSIM NICHOLAS TALEB Dedication is the preparation to success! WERNER BOTHA Our belief is that it is a basket of well-diversified companies that are playing the Internet, but a... JOHN ZIMMERMAN PAUL AUSTER Sadly, history shows us that people literally scrambled their children's brains with heavy exposure ... EXO BOOKS In 1998-99, enterprise software companies were actually harmed by shift to Internet computing becaus... BOB AUSTRIAN With your video in the Internet Archive, you feel that you're leaving something for the future, GRAHAM WALKER The Internet is a reflection of the real world. Everything you have in the real world appears on the... LU WEIGANG Solving Criminal case with wasting time on Internet ,And your Future Cases will Pending Untouched Ti... YAGANESH DERASARI Keeping the Internet open and inter-connected is the right thing to do. All network carriers should ... JOHN SUMPTER The Internet only thrives if it's free to everybody, and everybody is equal on it. The moment that t... ADAM GREEN JOHN DOOLITTLE Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Since January 2006, we're doing everything on the Internet. We've converted our software to Web-base... LANNY FALEIDE The hardest sector hit [on Monday] was Internet infrastructure software companies, which until a wee... ROBERT TURNER ANDREW VACHSS BRIAN ENO A great future starts with what you can see SOTONYE ANGA The problem is with Microsoft's Internet Explorer. It's only the installation and use of Internet Ex... ERIC KROCK
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I'm not personally connected to the Internet, although nearly everyone that I know is, and many ... 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
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Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam. 
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