The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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ANDRE SOLTNER The key to secure people's savings is diversification. Therefore, it is absolutely essential that th...
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DJUNA BARNES How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS They probably make less than a waiter.
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information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can...
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