The hardest tumble a man can take is to fall over his own bluff.

You don't need to be so fierce and bluffing..
if you already know that I can't be intimidated.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.