FastSaying
The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.
Charles Farrar Browne
Bachelor
Children
Dies
Good
Happy
Man
Married
Old
Surrounded
Weeping
Wife
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