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WILLIE HERENTON ROBERT REDFORD To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ... GARY F EVANS... You know, who cares about seeing the girls when everybody wants to see the band. That's what'... ERIC CARR It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do SOTONYE ANGA It's always the music first for me. But if the music isn't selling, there isn't gonna be... AKON I felt that as long as we were being honest, and that we didn't bend the truth to accomplish ano... TED DEMME LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI JANDY NELSON In business, the market gives you feedback in real time. Your sales figures tell you what's work... JEFF RAIKES It isn't the original scandal that gets people in the most trouble - it's the attempted cove... TOM PETRI SIDNEY CROSBY SUFJAN STEVENS It's so important just to be true to yourself and to own your own character and take responsibil... BECKY LYNCH JEANETTE CORON A story in your head isn't a story. It's just a daydream until you actually write it down. S... ANDY WEIR KEN HAM You can only do your best. That's all you can do. And if it isn't good enough, it isn't ... IMELDA STAUNTON I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I'll tell you," she says, getting up. "I just need a drink. You want one?" REBECCA JAMES Horror isn't only about ghosts or monsters. For example, paranormal romance seems the antithesis... ELLEN DATLOW LUCY MAUD MONTGOMERY It's not about the past; it's about knowing your history so that you can fight in the presen... RAOUL PECK ARUNDHATI ROY AARON SORKIN JEFFREY FRY LOIS LOWRY If you think about it, you can have the best CGI, but you can always tell that it is CGI. Your brain... FEDE ALVAREZ Foreign policy is something Americans care about when the economy is good, and when it isn't, th... KATHLEEN TROIA MCFARLAND CHARLIE SHEEN RONALD REAGAN ADAM MCKAY EDGAR WRIGHT W. CLEMENT STONE Sometimes I may be totally arrogant, sometimes I may totally be the most humble guy you've ever ... BEN HARPER NAVEEN JAIN Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I have come to you, without sin, wi... THE BOOK OF THE DEAD BILL GATES MUHAMMAD ALI ROBERT W. SERVICE BARBARA KINGSOLVER DAPHNE GUINNESS The things i know now, i never knew then. I wish i knew. SOTONYE ANGA Dedication is the preparation to success! WERNER BOTHA JACK VANCE GEORGE SAUNDERS MORGAN FREEMAN J. COLE If you don't know your blood pressure, it's like not knowing the value of your company. MEHMET OZ ANDERSON COOPER In real life, the most important decision you ever make is, where does reality leave off and make-be... TELLER Acting isn't the be-all end-all. There are a lot of other things in my life that will bring me j... VICTORIA PRATT LYNDON B. JOHNSON WINSTON CHURCHILL FRANK ZAPPA DAVID HOCKNEY AUDREY HEPBURN WES ANDERSON ADAM MCKAY Age is just a number. Unless, that is, you live in Hollywood, where there's this notion that if ... KATE WALSH ANDREW J. BERNSTEIN MICHAEL IGNATIEFF Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it's important for owners to underst... CESAR MILLAN DAVID MAMET CHARLES BUKOWSKI DALTON TRUMBO ANDRAE CROUCH DREW HOUSTON Everyone is the Umbrella Man and he is everyone. Every cough, sneeze, smile and wave means both ever... CRAIG CLEVENGER ITZHAK PERLMAN Probably the most common question I get is, 'Who's your dream guest?' That's kind of... BILLY EICHNER Time is so important.'so spend time doing something that you love.' make the most of it and Let the ... NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO DEYTH BANGER The point is that filmmaking is a collaborative effort; it isn't about imposing your vision on o... 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Doing what's right isn't the problem. It is knowing what's right. 
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The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a... 
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It's so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn't it? 
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Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. 
He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself 
What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that&#... 
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There is no real ending. It’s just the place where you stop the story. 
I am about as detailed as a shadow. 
I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me. 
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. 
Don't belive what others tell you. You belive in what you belive; there is nothing better. 
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. 
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