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The grocery store is the great equalizer where mankind comes to grips with the facts of life like toilet tissue


Joseph Goldberg

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JONAH GOLDBERG Every general household product that's used as a cleaner has some chemical that, if you mix it with ...
ADAM GOLDBERG The rationale for a road like this is either a lie or it's delusional.
DAVID GOLDBERG She defies all the norms of network television. Traditionally, your lead character in a drama - espe...
LEE GOLDBERG We're fascinated with robots because they are reflections of ourselves.
KEN GOLDBERG Free agency screws everybody's allegiances up. Whether it be football, baseball, hockey, basketb...
BILL GOLDBERG I'm fighting the label of "Black" actress simply because it's very limiting in people's eyes, especi...
WHOOPI GOLDBERG I'm a big old egotistical baby and that's okay. I can accept it.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG Getting the support of Syria is the moral equivalent of winning the Klan's endorsement - it migh...
JONAH GOLDBERG No, if there is an aspect of the executive branch of the government that needs looking at, I'm l...
BILL GOLDBERG In order to figure this artmaking stuff out, it's trial and error and experimentation, and takes...
JIM GOLDBERG Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible a...
JONAH GOLDBERG Hurricanes are dangerous things, and they're no fun to go through. And if you come out of it in ...
BERNARD GOLDBERG And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine.
RUBE GOLDBERG There's only one reason I would do the kickboxing thing, and that's for myself. I've bee...
BILL GOLDBERG They need to learn to keep the focus on the now.
ALAN GOLDBERG [American] liberalism today sees no realm of human life that is beyond political significance, from ...
JONAH GOLDBERG Things are bad in 2001 at Yahoo. There's been layoffs, restructuring, lots of people left.
DAVE GOLDBERG I should think wrestling is the most positive thing in the world. The fact is, behind the scenes, th...
BILL GOLDBERG I come from a very athletic family. But I didn't have the typical Jewish sports heroes. I mean, ...
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