Phillip Andrew Bennett Low quote: "The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly unconscious. The worse news was that he was completely naked, except for a festive red hat; his clothes and his magic sack were piled neatly in a darkened corner."

Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. O...
PHILLIP ANDREW BENNETT LOW

I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, fr...
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The crucified figure had not been idle. A series of elaborate twists activated a cunning mechanism; ...
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Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down...
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She sighed and stepped out of the room, pulling the door shut behind her. Turning around, she nearly...
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The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxe...
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And then the other guy will look really sheepish, and mumble that, okay, maybe he tried to make a ru...
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And dozens of tiny hands reached up, and cast back dozens of tiny hoods. The robes fell away, reveal...
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Her eyes narrowed. “That is not the boy I raised.
PHILLIP ANDREW BENNETT LOW

Oh, this is not the time for us to get into that meshugenah debate again! Look, the point is that Je...
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There he was, skipping lightly across the surface of the water. He caught my eye and gave me that sh...
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I guess you could say I’ve got a monkey on my back. A monkey named Darwin.” He shrugged off the ...
PHILLIP ANDREW BENNETT LOW

This [MHS] car is faster than last year's. We are ready to race; it's not coming soon enough.
ANDREW BENNETT

This [MHS] car is faster than last year's, ... We are ready to race; it's not coming soon enough.
ANDREW BENNETT

These events are important as they help young people learn about citizenship.
ANDREW BENNETT

It's wonderful to be back. There's just a lot of love being shown between all of the old players com...
ANDREW BENNETT

You got that right,
ANDREW BENNETT

It was almost like a beaver dam, a dam that wasn't supposed to be there was all of a sudden there an...
ANDREW BENNETT

There's an e-meter that tells how much energy is left in the battery. It's kind of like a gas gauge.
ANDREW BENNETT

The faster you are going, the louder the hum is. It's nothing like a typical car n no exhaust!
ANDREW BENNETT

Nick was special to me because he was similar to what I was like in school -- he was the class clown...
ANDREW BENNETT

One of the things that attracted me to this agency was David and his vision. He's committed to inves...
ANDREW BENNETT

The criterion of simplicity requires that the minimum number of assumptions be postulated.
ALBERT LOW

Instead of suppressing conflicts, specific channels could be created to make this conflict explicit,...
ALBERT LOW

The great city can teach something that no university by itself can altogether impart: a vivid sense...
SETH LOW

These are some of the things for which we believe the American people owe no little gratitude to the...
SETH LOW

Churchill was one of the few men I have met who even in the flesh give me the impression of genius. ...
DAVID LOW

It actually motivated me more. It was an intense match already, but that made it even more intense.
BRANDON LOW

He's very fast, and very strong. He almost has the same style as before, but technically he's a much...
BRANDON LOW

It's a huge relief. It's a fairy tale ending, it's everything I could ever ask for.
BRANDON LOW

After that takedown, the crowd got really loud and I felt it was my match from then on. I think that...
BRANDON LOW

Some critics of my work took the view that a satirist should defer to the finer feelings of his read...
DAVID LOW

It's nice to know that the Fed is taking (exotic home loans) seriously. It looks like (Greenspan's) ...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

It's nice to know that the Fed is taking (exotic home loans) seriously,
CHRISTOPHER LOW

It's hard to imagine anybody having the backbone that Greenspan brought to the job, the ability to w...
CHRIS LOW

On this day, so full for Americans of thoughts connected with their National Independence, we may no...
SETH LOW

The job market was lousy, now it's been upgraded to good,
CHRISTOPHER LOW

Retail sales are expected to be down, but worry about Producer Price Index and Consumer Price Index ...
CHRIS LOW

The bottom line - despite the minus sign in front of the number, (payrolls) are a lot better than we...
CHRIS LOW

There is a good chance in the second half of next year, we see growth slow down fairly dramatically.
CHRISTOPHER LOW

The yield curve is a really powerful indicator. It always has been. The shape of the curve still mat...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

If they diversify from the U.S. dollar denominated assets, it would lower the value of the U.S. doll...
CHRIS LOW

You've got two choices when picking a Treasury Secretary -- either someone like Rubin, who understan...
CHRIS LOW

So far, the refunding has been a mixed bag. The three-year saw little foreign interest and had a low...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

Any attempt to bypass the markets, remove market incentives and replace them with government incenti...
CHRIS LOW

oil had a measurable impact on prices paid before the storm (Hurricane Katrina). Given the fact that...
CHRIS LOW

Strong December durable goods and the upward revision to November show that perhaps there isn't enou...
CHRIS LOW

The trade deficit widened to a record in September, as expected. But it wasn't the oil story we were...
CHRIS LOW

We're talking about an entire huge city and several smaller surrounding cities that will be empty fo...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

It is difficult to make the case this index will continue to rise at a healthy clip.
CHRIS LOW

It appears the fear of temporary inflation pressures associated with disrupted energy supplies and r...
CHRIS LOW

You can see this clear, ongoing deterioration. And what's scary about this is it's still acceleratin...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

It [this report] is less inflationary than what we saw earlier this year. Bottom line, things are de...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

In today's market, everyone is a Fed-watcher. Hopefully we will not lose any transparency and will l...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

We had thought that transparency meant efficiency in the market... and that's not what happened. The...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

Housing is as strong as ever, and the mortgage business is as good as ever.
CHRISTOPHER LOW

Activities are beginning to pick up. Manufacturing has been the weakest part of the economy. The res...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

All in all, a much more bond-friendly, stock market-hostile report than expected.
CHRISTOPHER LOW

Home sales have remained surprisingly strong despite higher interest rates.
CHRISTOPHER LOW

One reason the 10-year note yield has risen so much this week is that investors are worried that the...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

These findings are consistent with an emerging literature on the beneficial impact of faith and spir...
CARISSA LOW

It is going to make economists slightly revise down first-quarter GDP, which they already did with t...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

It does look like the economy is losing steam. After two years of Fed tightening, it's simply gotten...
CHRIS LOW

Manufacturing isn't accelerating as fast as it was a month ago, but it's only a little slower. The r...
CHRIS LOW

He does not want a rapid break in bond prices to snuff out the jobs recovery before it has a chance ...
CHRIS LOW

The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.
SETH LOW

The rapidity with which this has emerged over the last two to three years is probably unprecedented....
DONALD LOW

We're assuming the worst, that there has been likely transmission to health care workers, that there...
DONALD LOW

It's been a rough day,
DONALD LOW

It would have put everyone's mind at ease very quickly and would have helped the investigation,
DONALD LOW

Maybe what we'll find is that you really need a combination of two tests, again, because not one tes...
DONALD LOW

to see where it's failing.
DONALD LOW

The decline helps affirm cooling in the housing sector and is consistent with other broad-based data...
CHRISTOPHER LOW

There's a sense of urgency in construction. If builders have approval for a project, they're going t...
CHRIS LOW

Today, the first auction of 30-year Treasury bonds in (almost) five years is expected to go well.
CHRISTOPHER LOW

I would think that certainly some of the discretionary spending would drop. There will be those who ...
CHRIS LOW

With three negative reports in a row, it's ugly. What we are seeing is two things: it is the storms ...
CHRIS LOW

What's striking is how much it looks like the statement from the last three meetings.
CHRIS LOW

We suspect that if the economy remains as soft as it has been lately, the Fed may very well decide a...
CHRIS LOW

It's the same tone that he took in his testimony two weeks ago.
CHRISTOPHER LOW

There was some pent-up demand by skiers because it's been a pretty warm winter. They wanted to go wh...
CRAIG LOW

The Fed would only pause on the GM news if there were some indication that the news threatens the he...
CHRIS LOW

These are abysmal numbers, suggesting a deeply pessimistic consumer in the first half of September.
CHRISTOPHER LOW

We found that faith and spirituality were the key factors. The women with a strong sense of faith ha...
CARISSA LOW

Our findings suggest that spirituality may be protective of physical health.
CARISSA LOW

Here lies a nuisance dedicated to sanity.
DAVID LOW

There is no such thing as a good comb-over
CHARLES LOW

[At the center of the investigation is a patient who developed pneumonia April 22 and was treated in...
DONALD LOW

This test wasn't working, especially in this situation,
DONALD LOW

We feel confident that this is the source of the outbreak,
DONALD LOW

I guess in hindsight now, looking at the results we've seen with this outbreak? (I'm) not happy with...
DONALD LOW

We just need to go out and show him how much we've improved, and how much we've learned from him. Sh...
DERRICK LOW

We would score and bring the lead down, then all of a sudden they would hit a 3 or hit an easy shot.
DERRICK LOW

He, obviously, is the backbone of that team.
DERRICK LOW

We're entering the last third of the season with midseason conditions. I feel confident we'll get to...
CRAIG LOW

All the moons aligned properly for a great holiday period. It was one of our strongest weekends of t...
CRAIG LOW

The job market was lousy, now it's been upgraded to good.
CHRISTOPHER LOW

I'm thinking back on all the years we were here and all the fun things we did. The school has improv...
JANETTE LOW

I think the most important thing that happened to us the whole time we were here was more recent ...
JANETTE LOW

I remember in the late '60s and early '70s [we] couldn't wear pants to school. In the '60s, the mini...
JANETTE LOW

What is coming is better than what is gone - Suddenly Dirty Book 1 The Dirty Texas Series.
J.A. LOW

You're typically going to have an IT person, a Web marketing person, a copywriter, and a business ow...
JAMIE LOW

It's definitely something to be concerned about. Right now it's kind of the cost of doing business w...
JAMIE LOW

I had forgotten that, while Thor hurls his Hammer from storm-clouds, Odin prefers his strike to come...
ROBERT LOW

Making a cartoon occupied usually about three full days, two spent in labour and one in removing the...
DAVID LOW

We want to be sure of his physical condition and to see how he has recovered from his serious knee i...
JOACHIM LOW

We have seen what great strengths he has. The coaches haven't really been thinking seriously about h...
JOACHIM LOW

We are shocked. It is tragic news for Sebastian.
JOACHIM LOW

We don't feel under pressure, we'll make our choice when the time is right.
JOACHIM LOW

This will be exactly the kind of test we need.
JOACHIM LOW

I think people are getting ahead of themselves. Right now it's just a (public relations) campaign.
JEFF LOW

Absolutely not. I'm not interested in going through that again.
JEFF LOW

It was a home of happiness and dreams, but now it's her sanctuary. Nine-eleven thoughts are just per...
MIKE LOW

Being in love was like China: you knew it was there, and no doubt it was very interesting, and some ...
PHILLIP PULLMAN

When I say that I'm a businessperson and a dressmaker, it's the truth. I run a business, and...
PHILLIP LIM

Being from a very traditional Chinese-American family, my parents believed the only options to have ...
PHILLIP LIM

It's really interesting how music can knock down a wall and be an open connection between you an...
PHILLIP SWEET

I try to always have flowers in the house. I have a florist in Chinatown, and they deliver orchids e...
PHILLIP LIM

Making movies is eating candy. It's a very expensive candy, so you value when you can do it. So ...
PHILLIP NOYCE

Most Australians live in the cities on the east coast, where contact between black and white occurre...
PHILLIP NOYCE

A collection of huts surrounded by a barbed wire fence, and in the huts lived 500 of the original in...
PHILLIP NOYCE

Stay true to yourself, yet always be open to learn. Work hard, and never give up on your dreams, eve...
PHILLIP SWEET

Every generation thinks it has the answers, and every generation is humbled by nature
PHILLIP LUBIN

The more she rejected us the more convinced I was that she was another version of the real Molly, he...
PHILLIP NOYCE

Advertising men and politicians are dangerous if they are separated. Together they are diabolical.
PHILLIP ADAMS

The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than ...
PHILLIP LOPATE

Always the rationalization is the same-"Once this situation is remedied, then I will be happy." But ...
PHILLIP MOFFITT

He came here with a mission. He came here armed with a handgun, a machete and a hatchet and he had t...
PHILLIP DAGGETT

It's just sick. Who wants to see your doughnut roll? It looks like a girl has an inner tube around h...
PHILLIP BROWN

I love crazy, gaudy bling.
PHILLIP LIM

He knows me. I'm his teacher. I taught him everything he knows.
PHILLIP DANIELS

Cooking, to me, it's kind of therapeutic. It's completely different from music as well. I...
PHILLIP PHILLIPS

The only way to deal with exploiters is to terrorize the bastards
PHILLIP BURTON

how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? t...
PHILLIP BUYONDO

A house is a home when it shelters the body and comforts the soul.
PHILLIP MOFFITT

Just as philosophy is the study of other people's misconceptions, so history is the study of other p...
PHILLIP GUEDALA

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other
PHILLIP GUEDALA

To say 'well done' to any bit of good work is to take hold of the powers which have made the effort ...
PHILLIP BROOKS

There is a nice sound to it. It evokes something European.
PHILLIP HURLEY

How fitting for a horseman, to grow up on a street called Saratoga.
PHILLIP THOMAS

It's very difficult to replace one of the best players on your team regardless of who you are and re...
PHILLIP FULMER

You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?
PHILLIP LIM

We have a long-term contract with this little group called Mary Kay. It's unlikely we'll even submit...
PHILLIP JONES

When people ask about inspirations, and you're like 'oh, it was a flower or a mountain or a ...
PHILLIP LIM

The housing market continues to moderate -- and even January's fantastic weather was not able to inc...
PHILLIP NEUHART

The housing market continues to moderate - and even January's fantastic weather was not able to incr...
PHILLIP NEUHART

The picture is getting less and less pretty.
PHILLIP NEUHART

Imagine if the weather had been terrible.
PHILLIP NEUHART

It's a very good number for January. But should we get carried away with the seasonally adjusted num...
PHILLIP NEUHART

They were disappointing, clearly, but not a catastrophe. You have to put this into perspective: 6.6 ...
PHILLIP NEUHART

[Lhuillier] knows how to make a dress, ... She's not inventing anything, she's reinterpreting.
PHILLIP BLOCH

I hate performing on live television. It's so scary, because, if you screw up, you don't rea...
PHILLIP PHILLIPS

Genes tend to have a very broad effect and it is often more than one gene that determines the intere...
PHILLIP DALE

You know, for myself, my personal journey has been a very fortunate one and I would say to people it...
PHILLIP LIM

That tower is something you only see on manned launches,
PHILLIP CLARK

Every time we turn to Christ in faith it is like a moment of Sabbath, a little foretaste of eternal ...
PHILLIP CARY

I don't know what would be worse, maybe a tariff on infant formula.
PHILLIP SWAGEL

There are few things more pleasing than the contemplation of order and useful arrangement.
ARTHUR PHILLIP

Memories are made from moments not money. Spend less money & have more moments. The value is in the ...
NATALIE PHILLIP

When you live with the belief that God has your back, you look at each day differently.
NATALIE PHILLIP

The not-so-fun side of parenting is tough but we must raise functional, thinking, future adults. The...
NATALIE PHILLIP

There's nothing like hearing pure laughter from your own kids. It's so contagious that you start lau...
NATALIE PHILLIP

If most of our time is spent giving, loving and caring, life will be more fulfilling than we realize...
NATALIE PHILLIP

Good timing is great by chance but GOD timing is perfect EVERY TIME.
NATALIE PHILLIP

It doesn't matter how messy a bedroom gets, if you make the bed it will always look somewhat tidy.
NATALIE PHILLIP

Whites were the winners, blacks were the losers, we wrote the history books, and they didn't fea...
PHILLIP NOYCE

There is a secret hippie within me.
PHILLIP LIM

I love chicken and anything to do with chicken. I love anything that's homemade. Oh, and BBQ. An...
PHILLIP PHILLIPS

The clearinghouse issue hasn't been cleared up. It may be cleared up in two days, five days, six mon...
PHILLIP FULMER

It's a lot more violent (onstage now).I think we had to learn to become comfortable with some of the...
PHILLIP MYRICKS

If I were reincarnated, I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human popula...
PRINCE PHILLIP

It’s only when you know different comes the responsibility to be different.
PHILLIP HAWKINS

Barriers not only define our self imposed limitations, they also define our self worth and the value...
PHILLIP HAWKINS

If you can't run and move your feet, then you're useless. I don't want to be known as the biggest. I...
PHILLIP FULMER

I don't know that we have been as dynamic offensively as I thought we would to this point.
PHILLIP FULMER

So it's like Auburn and Georgia last year. That's the exact kind of performance we're going to need ...
PHILLIP FULMER

Obviously if they're sending people out of Louisiana, I don't know why we would be going in, ... Our...
PHILLIP FULMER

We've bent over backward to do everything we can to make this happen including going down the day of...
PHILLIP FULMER

I am so thrilled with this win. I can't tell you how proud I am of this football team and this staff...
PHILLIP FULMER

The feet of the humblest may walk in the field Where the feet of the Holiest trod, This, then, is th...
PHILLIP BROOKS

what keeps me going is the fact that there is someone out there who wants to be in my "shoes"..yes,m...
PHILLIP BUYONDO

Who shoots at the mid-day sun, though he be so sure he shall never hit the mark, yet as sure as he i...
PHILLIP SIDNEY

Just as philosophy is the study of other people's misconceptions, so history is the study of other p...
PHILLIP GUEDALLA

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.
PHILLIP GUEDALA

Success is easy. Any mug can be successful and make a fist of it. It's how you deal with it afterwar...
PHILLIP ADAMS

Unless you're willing to have a go, fail miserably, and have another go, success won't happen
PHILLIP ADAMS

You've only to walk amongst them, to trail your fingers over their spines, to be enriched by a wonde...
PHILLIP ADAMS

We've been motivated this year. Everybody on our team expects to be good. Everybody expects to win e...
PHILLIP ADAMS

But Watson would have told us, had the [full version] gone ahead, that this was a dominating woman w...
PHILLIP ADAMS

The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.
PHILLIP ADAMS

The events of September 11 were carried out by people armed not with weapons of mass destruction, bu...
PHILLIP ADAMS

The book can produce an addiction as fierce as heroin or nicotine, forcing us to spend much of our l...
PHILLIP ADAMS

I wanted to take the shot. I usually make my shots from that spot, so when I got the ball I knew it ...
PHILLIP ADAMS

Inventing an enemy is some people's way of feeling "real" and justifying their "coolness" regardless...
PHILLIP BUYONDO

Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
PHILLIP BROOKS

The earth has grown old with its burden of care but at Christmas it always is young, The heart of th...
PHILLIP BROOKS

Be such a man, and live such a life, that if every man were such as you, and every life a life like ...
PHILLIP BROOKS

The truest help we can render an afflicted man is not to take his burden from him, but to call out h...
PHILLIP BROOKS

The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly unconscious. The worse news was that he was completely naked, except for a festive red hat; his clothes and his magic sack were piled neatly in a darkened corner.

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