The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

There's good news and slightly less good news.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

Well-reported news is a public good; bad news is bad for everyone.

The good news is that I've already outlived two Brontes, Keats, and Stephen Crane. The bad news is that I haven't written anything.

The good news about entrepreneurship is that your fate is in your hands. The bad news is that your fate is in your hands!