The Germans are like women, you can scarcely ever fathom their depths -- they haven't any.

God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment -- but many other things ceased as well!

When a woman turns to scholarship there is usually something wrong with her sexual opportunities

In heaven all the interesting people are missing

Man is more ape than many of the apes

But we do as we have always done: we take whatever is cast into us down into our depths -- for we are deep, we do not forget -- and once more grow clear. . . .