The general rule is any nonprofit organization has to have board meetings open.


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This organization is now completely newly chartered as a nonprofit.
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As a general rule, nobody has money who ought to have it.
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The board has to set the strategic vision for the organization.
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Meetings are a symptom of bad organization. The fewer meetings the better.
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Meetings are a symptom of bad organization. The fewer meetings the better.
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It's a mark of any icon that it should be open to iconoclasm.
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A lot of this stuff wouldn't happen without the volunteers since we're a nonprofit organization.
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As a general rule, the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information.
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As a general rule the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information.
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The league wants to open up the game, which is good for the fans and the game, ... I think (general ...
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The board has been very open about the way it conducts business.
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I haven't taken you to any meetings, have I?
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We just have to show the great players skating in the open ice. The NHL has done a good job with the...
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Across the board, the demand is so high for jobs from general laborer to electricians.
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No rule is so general, which admits not some exception.
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As a general rule the one who is not easily accessible is more valuable.
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Just because you haven't got a home, doesn't make you homeless.
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Just because you don't...
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The general rule is that anything that is passed on in reproduction does not undergo senescence.
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Modi government has not flouted any rule or regulation to help anyone.
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The Supreme Court of the United States has held that a public body or a deliberative body who choose...
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A public figure cannot control what people say in open meetings.
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I would say that in general, Cisco is a very strong research and development organization.
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The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception
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The Beacon board, employees and management want to cooperate fully and the door is wide open.
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But to have a friend, and to be true under any and all trials, is the mark of a man!
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The broad general rule is that a man is about as big as the things that make him angry.
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I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
MARK TWAIN
The turning point for me was when the Supreme Court installed Bush in 2000, even though he got half ...
MARK EDWARDS
A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
MARK RUTHERFORD
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN
Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material...
MARK TWAIN
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
MARK TWAIN
There is a great deal of human nature in people.
MARK TWAIN
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN
The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN
Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN
Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat...
MARK TWAIN
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN
Lenders look at potential borrowers from many angles before extending credit: How much of its income...
MARK ZANDI
Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
MARK KENNEDY
There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN
Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE