The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).

Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.