The first time I saw a mermaid in my dream, and she looked so real...THAT.'s fishy!!

Facebook asks me what's on my mind. Twitter asks me what's going on. LinkedIn wants me to reconnect with my colleagues. And YouTube tells me what to watch. Social Media is no reality show or Big Brother. It's but a smothering mother!

Don´t let egos get in the way to ruin your day. If someone holds their inflated ego, blow it away!

What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me

If it´s cold and cloudy outside,
And you want to be a great fella,
Make all your troubles go glide
Opening a smile as your umbrella.

In Science don't confound
Normal static electricity
To ecstatic eccentricity.
Here is what I found:
Electric charges
As they rise up your hair
In contrast with a discharge,
Rarity leaves you up in the air!