The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women.

One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

Morrissey wrote to me and said, I have a song for you and if we release it as a single, you'll be on the charts for the first time since 1972, I said, what time, where?

I married beneath me, all women do.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I stumbled often but never fell. My mistakes spectators could tell. I could dance better next time if life was a stage.