The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.

In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.