The fathers are not active parents.

They can choose to copulate as often as they'd like, but we can control it. It's a very quick process, a couple of seconds. The lead-up takes longer -- he nudges her with his head and tastes her urine.

It was extremely quick. We were able to see the whole birth.

The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears.

The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education.

Listen, there is no way any true man is going to let children live around him in his home and not discipline and teach, fight and mold them until they know all he knows. His goal is to make them better than he is. Being their friend is a distant second to this.