The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.

If you're going to walk down the aisle together, best to go single file

You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.