The fact that I'm shouting that I have Gangnam style makes people crack up. Imagine if Brad Pitt was singing the song - would it be funny? A twist is important when it comes to writing lyrics.

I knew very early on that I wasn't Brad Pitt.

If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.

The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

There are definitely worse people to be compared with. I think Brad Pitt makes interesting decisions.