The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All I ever had was a fastball, a curve and a changeup and I did pretty good.

Liz is more of strikeout pitcher, so when she pitches it gets kind of boring out there because she strikes out so many people. But she's got amazing composure and she always come through when under a lot of pressure.

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.