The dogs with the loudest bark are the ones that are most afraid.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on

I've always said it's interesting to watch devils cry when angels want to stab you in the back. I like that mixture.

In my trailer, I work out with free weights and do situps and push-ups. I'm just trying to stay lean and active looking.

I used to hang out with a bunch of old punk rockers when I was a little kid.