The discovery of personal whiteness among the world's peoples is a very modern thing - a nineteenth and twentieth century matter, indeed. The ancient world would have laughed at such a distinction.
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Related In the seventh century the Arabs created a new world into which other peoples were drawn. In the nin... ALBERT HOURANI You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER The whole mythological side of 'Twin Peaks' was really down to me, and I've always known... MARK FROST When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec... GEORGE P. ELLIOTT Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. BRIAN JACQUES You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. In the middle of the nineteenth century, the United States embarked on a new relationship with death... 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You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther... NEIL GAIMAN I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life... CHARLES BUKOWSKI It’s a dangerous world and I have survived for 72 years by listening to what people are not saying... BOBBY W. MILLER Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL I wish I was home", She said miserably. She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN A great future starts with what you can see SOTONYE ANGA But the great miracle of the nineteenth century-the building of a new nation... and diffusing among ... 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WHITE I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel. E. B. WHITE There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to an... E. B. WHITE Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. E. B. WHITE The world organization debates disarmament in one room and, in the next room, moves the knights and ... E. B. WHITE Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. E. B. WHITE The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind. E. B. WHITE We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting t... E. B. WHITE A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus. E. B. WHITE Be obscure clearly. E. B. WHITE A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer... He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove ... E. B. 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WHITE Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of t... E. B. WHITE It should restate and clarify the social dilemma and the political pickle. Once in a while it does, ... E. B. WHITE Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of ... E. B. WHITE The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind E. B. WHITE To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. E. B. WHITE Oh, I never look under the hood. E. B. WHITE It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is... E. B. WHITE English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer l... E. B. WHITE Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sens... E. B. WHITE The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people. E. B. WHITE The critic leaves at curtain fall To find, in starting to review it, He scarcely saw the play at all... E. B. WHITE Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing. E. W. HOWE A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees th... E. W. HOWE Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertisi... E. W. HOWE If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums wo... E. W. HOWE Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time. E. W. HOWE Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on. E. W. HOWE A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. E. W. HOWE The most destructive criticism is indifference. E. W. HOWE Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found t... E. W. HOWE The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling i... E. W. HOWE Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk. E. W. HOWE Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which d... E. W. HOWE A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. E. W. HOWE Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better. E. W. HOWE One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself. E. W. HOWE The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win. E. W. HOWE Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up. E. W. HOWE When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will hav... E. W. HOWE The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to ... E. W. HOWE A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact. E. W. HOWE The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciat... E. W. HOWE The office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the opportunity to work out hap... W. E. CHANNING The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a s... E. W. DIJKSTRA Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. E. W. DIJKSTRA It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult... E. W. HOWE Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. E. W. HOWE To be an ideal guest, stay at home. E. W. HOWE Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. E. W. HOWE When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up... E. W. HOWE A thief believes everybody steals. E. W. HOWE The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. E. W. HOWE There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. E. W. HOWE The fathers of the field had been pretty confusing: John von Neumann speculated about computers and ... E. W. DIJKSTRA The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as a criminal offen... E. W. DIJKSTRA It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposur... E. W. DIJKSTRA There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. E. W. HOWE The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them. E. W. HOWE The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at ... E. W. HOWE