The difference between God and Reggie Jackson is that God doesn't think he's Reggie Jackson.

I think there's a difference between God and religion.

If I had done everything I was supposed to, I'd be leading the league in homers, have the highest batting average, have given $100,000 to the Cancer Fund and be married to Marie Osmond.

I had some friends here from North Carolina who'd never seen a homer, so I gave them a couple.

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.

Winning isn't everything. Wanting to win is.