The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Frankly, despite my horror of the press, I'd love to rise from the grave every ten years or so and go buy a few newspapers.

A paranoiac like a poet, is born, not made.

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

I'm still an atheist, thank God.