The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

One time, I had a nightmare for two weeks after an advert.

Being out in that heat for two weeks definitely drains your energy.

I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.

I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get.