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Leo Bascalia

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All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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The sole meaning of life is to serve humanity.
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Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not g...
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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
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Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them.
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All violence consists in some people forcing others, under threat of suffering or death, to do what ...
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One of the first conditions of happiness is that the link between Man and Nature shall not be broken...
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Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.
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He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.
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Our body is a machine for living. It is organized for that, it is its nature. Let life go on in it u...
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Music is the shorthand of emotion.
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True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
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You can be a follower of Muhammad or Jesus or Buddha or whomever. Always, they said that the most es...
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Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, ev...
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All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
LEO TOLSTOY
Only those live who do good.
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But the peasants -- how do the peasants die?
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He who has a mistaken idea of life, will always have a mistaken idea of death.
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A writer is dear and necessary for us only in the measure of which he reveals to us the inner workin...
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A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the need to communicate. Behi...
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Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain; it only means that he is hopelessl...
LEO ROSTEN
It is paradoxical that many educators and parents still differentiate between a time for learning an...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
If I don't have wisdom, I can teach you only ignorance.
LEO BUSCAGLIA
The best students come from homes where education is revered: where there are books, and children se...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things... I play with leaves. I skip down the street an...
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Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding ...
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The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people wan...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations.
LEO BUSCAGLIA
Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lies man's only promise.
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The minute we stop learning, we begin death, the process of dying. We learn from each other with eve...
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Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that...
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Hugs make you feel psychologically more secure and together.
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Life lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized.
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In quiet and untroubled times it seems to every administrator that it is only by his efforts that th...
LEO TOLSTOY
There is one evident, indubitable manifestation of the Divinity, and that is the laws of right which...
LEO TOLSTOY
Hope is ambiguous, but fear is precise.
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I came to believe it not true that "the coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man only one." I ...
LEO ROSTEN
Man has received direct from God only one instrument wherewith to know himself and to know his relat...
LEO TOLSTOI
I wanted movement and not a calm course of existence. I wanted excitement and danger and the chance ...
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The work of an advertising agency is warmly and immediately human. It deals with human needs, wants,...
LEO BURNETT
it's much better to do good in a way that no one knows anything about it.
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True science investigates and brings to human perception such truths and such knowledge as the peopl...
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What is the cause of historical events? Power. What is power? Power is the sum total of wills transf...
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Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
LEO ROSTEN
A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of hi...
LEO TOLSTOY
The only thing that we know is that we know nothing and that is the highest flight of human wisdom.
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Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capa...
LEO ROSTEN
I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom a...
LEO TOLSTOY
The hero of my tale, whom I love with all the power of my soul, whom I have tried to portray in all ...
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To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men, is the same as sayin...
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The Brahmins say that in their books there are many predictions of times in which it will rain. But ...
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In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness, folly, ...
LEO ROSTEN
It is easy to believe in freedom of speech for those with whom we agree.
LEO MCKERN
Be bad, but at least don't be a liar, a deceiver!
LEO TOLSTOY
Don't lie if you don't have to.
LEO SZILARD
The changes in our life must come from the impossibility to live otherwise than according to the dem...
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Courage is the capacity to confirm what can be imagined.
LEO ROSTEN
But that's the whole aim of civilization: to make everything a source of enjoyment.
LEO TOLSTOY
I understood, not with my intellect but with my whole being, that no theories of the rationality of ...
LEO TOLSTOY
Anything is better than lies and deceit!
LEO TOLSTOY
Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to u...
LEO TOLSTOY
If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.
LEO TOLSTOY
Rummaging in our souls, we often dig up something that ought to have lain there unnoticed.
LEO TOLSTOY
I think... if it is true that
there are as many minds as there
are heads, then there are...
LEO TOLSTOY
It's not given to people to judge what's right or wrong. People have eternally been mistaken and wil...
LEO TOLSTOY
Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
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It's hard to love a woman and do anything.
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She had no need to ask why he had come. She knew as certainly as if he had told her that he was here...
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A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he parti...
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We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom.
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Only people who are capable of loving strongly can also suffer great sorrow, but this same necessity...
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O, to be sure, we laugh less and play less and wear uncomfortable disguises like adults, but beneath...
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A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is e...
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In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
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I simply want to live; to cause no evil to anyone but myself.
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Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be.
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Instead of focusing on how much you can accomplish, focus on how much you can absolutely love what y...
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To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is to swear off having ideas.
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The best generals I have known were... stupid or absent-minded men. Not only does a good army comman...
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The strongest of all warriors are these two
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A wonderful realization will be the day you realize that you are unique in all the world. There is n...
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Humor is, I think, the sublets and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that the...
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I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I ...
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We see things as we are, not as they are.
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A Frenchman is self-assured because he regards himself personally both in mind and body as irresisti...
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I cannot believe that the purpose of life is to be happy. I think the purpose of life is to be usefu...
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Life is uncharted territory. It reveals its story one moment at a time.
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When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud...
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Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
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Love can never grow old. Locks may lose their brown and gold. Cheeks may fade and hollow grow. But t...
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Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.
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Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.
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Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety ...
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You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about ...
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We lost because we told ourselves we lost.
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Change is the end result of all true learning. Change involves three things: First, a dissatisfactio...
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What helps people, helps business.
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I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
LEO DUROCHER
Extremists think communication means agreeing with them.
LEO ROSTEN
I am always with myself and it is I who am my tormentor.
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Christianity, with its doctrine of humility, of forgiveness, of love, is incompatible with the state...
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Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. G...
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If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going ...
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I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.
LEO DUROCHER
It was Brooklyn against the world. They were not only complete fanatics, but they knew baseball like...
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There are only five things you can do in baseball - run, throw, catch, hit, and hit with power.
LEO DUROCHER
I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my...
LEO DUROCHER
The sobs and tears of joy he had not foreseen rose with such force within him that his whole body sh...
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Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would...
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Satire is focused bitterness.
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In historic events, the so-called great men are labels giving names to events, and like labels they ...
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There is no greatness where simplicity, goodness and truth are absent.
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The subject of history is the life of peoples and of humanity. To catch and pin down in words--that ...
LEO TOLSTOY
People differ in capacity, skill, health, strength; and unequal fortune is a necessary result of une...
LEO XIII
If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
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Though it is possible to utter words only with the intention to fulfill the will of God, it is very ...
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What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.
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I sometimes think there is a dimension beyond the four of experience and Einstein: insight, that fif...
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I believe that you control your destiny, that you can be what you want to be. You can also stop and ...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style.
LEO TOLSTOY
All happy families are alike, but an unhappy family is unhappy after its own fashion.
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If we wish to free ourselves from enslavement, we must choose freedom and the responsibility this en...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes an...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
Your talent is God's gift to you; what you do with it is your gift to God.
LEO BUSCAGLIA
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime, and too sleepy to worry at night.
LEO AIKMAN
A minority is always compelled to think. That is the blessing of being in the minority.
LEO BAECK
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
LEO DUROCHER
Hypocrisy in anything whatever may deceive the cleverest and most penetrating man, but the least wid...
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Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest co...
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What you are is God's gift to you, what you do with yourself is your gift to God.
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The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people wan...
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We all need each other.
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Each of our acts makes a statement as to our purpose.
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What we call the secret of happiness is no more a secret than our willingness to choose life.
LEO BUSCAGLIA
We are no longer puppets being manipulated by outside powerful forces: we become the powerful force ...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow, it may rain.
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Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you.
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There are two big forces at work, external and internal. We have very little control over external f...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate -- it's apathy. It's not giving a...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
If you are writing about baloney, don't try and make it Cornish hen, because that's the worst kind o...
LEO BURNETT
I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good on...
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Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read.
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Most of us are umpires at heart; we like to call balls and strikes on somebody else.
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The wise man questions the wisdom of others because he questions his own, the foolish man, because i...
LEO STEIN
If you can't turn yourself into your customer, you probably shouldn't be in the ad writing business ...
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Joy can only be real only if people look upon their life as a service, and have a definite object in...
LEO TOLSTOY
In essence we have become addicted to the certainty, sureness or sense of security that our faith pr...
LEO BOOTH
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
Which is worse? the wolf who cries before eating the lamb or the wolf who does not.
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When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mu...
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I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom a...
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Only when we give joyfully, without hesitation or thought of gain, can we truly know what love mea...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
The wise man questions the wisdom of others because he questions his own, the foolish man, because ...
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Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.
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The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.
LEO TOLSTOY
How can one be well...when one suffers morally?
LEO TOLSTOY
There are two big forces at work, external and internal. We have very little control over external ...
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I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the str...
LEO ROSTEN
The Kingdom of God is within you.. and all beings.
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There are only five things you can do in baseball: run, throw, catch, hit and hit with power.
LEO DUROCHER
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
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It seldom happens that a man changes his life through his habitual reasoning. No matter how fully he...
LEO TOLSTOY
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
LEO TOLSTOY
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
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But every acquisition that is disproportionate to the labor spent on it is dishonest.
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Is it really possible to tell someone else what one feels?
LEO TOLSTOY
There is no greatness where there is not simplicity, goodness, and truth.
LEO TOLSTOY
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
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I spend some of my time brooding about people who seem addicted to double standards - those who take...
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An actor has to be very, very careful, as one of the most wonderful props - and actors love props - ...
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I met Roger Ebert at an independent-film awards or something. And he said, 'When I saw you just ...
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If you can't turn yourself into your customer, you probably shouldn't be in the ad writing b...
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We want consumers to say, 'That's a hell of a product' instead of, 'That's a hel...
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The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
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When we sit at the table, there is more going on than satisfying hunger. It is sad to think of those...
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There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness and truth.
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We really need to come behind and press for marriage equality in Northern Ireland.
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War is so unjust and ugly that all who wage it must try to stifle the voice of conscience within the...
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Change is the end result of all true learning.
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The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes an...
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Don't brood. Get on with living and loving. You don't have forever.
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The greater the state, the more wrong and cruel its patriotism, and the greater is the sum of suffer...
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Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
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If you're an advocate of gentleness, you're simplistic and naive. If you're an advocate ...
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Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to...
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Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and...
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Biologically and physiologically, we are not equal. Some of us learn better at different times of da...
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It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.
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Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has experienced.
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A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
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Faith is the sense of life, that sense by virtue of which man does not destroy himself, but continue...
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A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the need to communicate. Behi...
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Being confident is the key to life. Don't be afraid to be you! I'm super different from a lo...
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Boredom: the desire for desires.
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I would be nowhere without martial arts. It's a passion.
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I've done all kinds of martial arts. I have my blackbelt in Shorei Ru. I'm doing Wu Shu. I d...
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I was bullied in first grade, and it's definitely not fun. But always tell somebody instead of h...
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