The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

There are only two kinds of coaches - those who have been fired and those who will be fired

The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has the horses.

Bring me wine, but wine which never grew In the belly of the grape, Or grew on vine whose tap-roots, reaching through Under the Andes to the Cape, Suffered no savor of the earth to escape.

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.